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MORTAL KOMBAT NIGHTMARES FAN FICTION
Partay!
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Chapter 1:
Hotaru hits on Nina Williams
(by Jay, added on April 6, 2005)
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At the Mishima Mashion
Kazuya-Jun?
Jun-Yes Sweetie?
Kazuya-what is this about inviting those Mortal Kombat Pansies over
Jun-oh well this Guy with sharp teeth said that if i do not invite them over he will chop my head off and use it as a trophy
Kazuya gets an sweatdrop on his head
Meanwhile everyone from Tekken is at the house already
Ganryu-where is the food?
Bruce-Shut up Fat Ass!
Ganryu-well at least i do not cover myself up with tattoos Mr.Muay Thai
Bruce then Slaps Ganryu through a table
The doorbell rings
The whole Mortal Kombat Gang shows up
Kazuya-come in ! Cough Pansies Cough
Li Mei in an high pitched voice like Xiaoyu's-Got A Cold Kazuya?
Kazuya then throws an I Pod at Li Mei
Feng Wei- uh i got to go Potty!
Shujinko- you got to go heh back in my days we had to travel 325 miles to get to the bathroom
Ganryu who Magically recovered from getting slapped throught he table- yeah like the 1490's
Shujinko-Grrrrr.. Shut Up Fat Ass!
He and Bruce High Five Each other
Ganryu with a tear in his eye- you guys are a bunch of butt heads
Christie P.Jack Jade Hotaru and Darrius- Shut Up Tubby
Ganryu then starts crying
Hotaru then hits on Nina
Hotaru-So Sexy wanna go out?
Nina- i do not date People Like You
Hotaru-Well F**k you
Nina then takes out a Colt Revolver and shoots Hotaru with it
Jade-Nina why did you shoot him?
Nina-Because he cursed at me
Anna- Good for you Eye Sore
Feng Wei then goes to the bathroom A good 39 minutes after first stating that he had to
While in the bathroom He sees Kobra and Onaga making out
Feng Wei-Oh Godddddddd
Meanwhile Everyone hears his scream
Darrius-What's Up with Feng Wei?
Nina-go see
Darrius then goes to the bathroom and Sees Kobra and Onaga making out
Darrius- holy Bleep
Baek Doo San-Now Hwoarang you must Kick propelry to defeat foes in Battle
He then kicks an Old Lady in the face
Kenshi-heh i can kick Better than you Hwoarang
Hwoarang then goes over To Kenshi and throws him out the window
Everyone-Good Riddance!
Jun-Now Hwoarang you should not throw blind people out the window!
Kenshi- i heard that!
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Chapter 2:
Karaoke
(by Jay, added on April 6, 2005)
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Ermac-Have you seen Kristie Alley? She lost 25 pounds. it is the latest news in outworld.
Bryan Fury appears despite the fact i did not say he could
Bryan-Kristie Alley? god she was once fatter than Ganryu and that Drunk outworldian Guy.
Ganryu and Bo Rai Cho Glare murderously at him.
Just then Heihachi and JinPachi come up.
Both-Ladies and gentlemen may we have your attention Please
Kobra-What is it Cranky Butt?
Heihachi then Presses a button and a Snorlax falls on Kobra
after singing Jennifer Lopez's Jennie on the block song off key. Everyone was knocked out except For Bryan Kunimitsu{}Random Appearance] Asuka Alessy Feng Wei Wang and Hotaru{ who revived himself} |
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Chapter 3:
Ling has arrived not you!
(by Randy, added on April 10, 2005)
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after everyone heard the father and son losers singing horribily. A familiar someone came in
Xiaoyu-Hi
Shujinko- who are you?
Xiaoyu-Ling Xiaoyu
Jarek who appeared even though i said he couldn't
Jarek is listening to 50 cent{A/N/ Jarek is a dimwitted Hobo}
Jarek-Who is she?
Jarek then points at Ling Xiaoyu
Ling-I am Ling Xiaoyu you dimwitted homosexual
Ganryu-Wahahahaha
Kazuya just came in from 3 days in the caribbeans
Kazuya-What the f*** is everyone doing here?
Jarek then drinks 50 cans of beer and is so drunk he is mentally retarded{A/N/ Beer is terribile
Jarek-I like Elephants who Drink Capoeira Juice
Kazuya- what is wrong with Jarek?
Jun-the Dimwit is drunk
Everyone gasps in shock except Jarek who is oblivious to the fact that Jun just insulted him
Bo Rai Cho-what is Capoeira Juice?
Christie-It is something Sir Drunkalot came up with in his drunken haze Bo Rai Cho
Bo Rai Cho-Oh Ok
Dr.B poofs out of nowhere
Dr.B-which one of you is Jarek?
Jarek- my mama comes from Treasure Island
Dr.B Darrius Anna Baek Kenshi Nina Marshall and Forest Law King and Armor King and everyone else start laughing
Jarek-HubbaHore!
Alessy- I remember that me and this Dog Iggy went to a club and we got drunk on beer
Jarek who amazingly recovered-that must be your life story
Alessy- Tch i liked it better when you were Drunk
Kobra-Hey Jarek
Jarek-Hi Kobra how is the new black dragon?
Kobra-not that good Kira keeps on complaining about foot fungus and Kabal keeps making these weird faces at Shao kahn he nearly got murdered
Jarek-Whatever
Kobra Kano and P.Jack all fall down and have violent seizures. they get back up as though nothing happened
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Chapter 4:
Frost And Christie face off
(by Randy, added on April 10, 2005)
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Darrius-These Seidan Guardsmen are too harsh! they would arrest you just because you passed gas
Hotaru gave a murderous glare to Darrius
Hotaru-as you were Darrius!
Sheeva Kobra Christie and Kano roll their eyes
Hotaru gave an even more murderous Glare which scared them into not rolling their eyes.
Frost-all right which one of you sent this picture of me and sub zero getting drunk to people on e-bay
Everyone looked at Christie
Christie-don't look at----
That was all she could get out before Frost was on Top of the Brazilian Diva.
Eddy Shinnok Mokujin Jarek and Wang try to break it up
P.Jack- i have an idea!
P.Jack then turns on a radio which has Nelly's so hot in here on
Christie and Frost stop fighting
Christie-Nooooooooooo!
Frost- Yes i like this song
Christie under her breath- yea because yer a frigid Screwover
Frost-what did you say?
Christie-I said because your a Frigid Screwover
Frost and Christie start getting into a slap down
Baek Hotaru Hwoarang Nina Tetsujin Mokujin and the laws try to hold them back. but they succede into making Christie madder she then shoves her hand up frost's shirt and proceeds to get a magazine
Frost- uh i can explain only if Christie would give me that magazine.
Alessy- Just give it to her Please!
Christie-shut up Disco Freak
[A/N/ :Alessy is from the gane JoJo}
Alessy- oh hell no i know you just didn't |
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Chapter 5:
Bring it on!
(by Logan R, added on May 6, 2005)
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When all of the sudden Noob Saibot walks into the room (obviously drunk)and says ladies , ladies calm down (he swerved to the side a little bit).
Frost:Shut Up CREEP!
Christie:Yeah dont tell us what to do!!
Noob:You rookies wanna fight cause will fight.I could take both of you blind!
Christie:Okay then!
Frost:Bring it on Gramps!
Noob:DIEEEE!!! Saibot teleports behind christie and hits her with a stun orb.He then pulls out his shriekens and plowed them into Christies head.
Frost:YOU CANT DO THAT!
Noob:noob teleports again this time he lands on a chandilier directly above frosts head.He cut the rope and it fell on frost killing her.
Noob:Yayyy!! I won (In a drunken slur)
Kazuya:Hey HEy none of that you're outta here saibot. two guards escort him out of the room.
Noob:Hey let go of me you big oafff!they throw him out the door he hits the ground with a thud!
he looks up and there is Tanya standing in front of him.
Noob:Hey baby wanna come over to my place.
Tanya:Okay
Noob:gets up and says alright!He picks up tanya in his arms and teleports to his home in the Netherrealm.
The next day they were married. and four years later there were little Noobs and tanyas running around. |
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Chapter 6:
Bo Rai ChoVS. Heihachi
(by Logan R, added on May 7, 2005)
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BoRaiCho:few that noob saibot is one mean drunk.
Ermac:No doubt
SubZero:he maybe a mean drunk but I just looked outside he got that hot Tanya chick to come back with him to his crib.
BoRaiCho:DAMN!Maybe I could learn a few tricks from him!
Heihachi:If you did you would probably throw up on every girl you met!
BoRaiCho:Hey I dont throw up that much besides at least my son is'nt some devil freak!
Heihachi:you dont have a son FATASS!
BoRaiCho:oh its on now!!
Bo RAi Cho pulls out his fighting stick he whacked heihachi over the head twice.Heihachi then through him down and stomped his ass.BoRaiCho jumped up threw up on Heihachi and Knocked him out cold.
BoRaiCho:Call me Fatass.
Ganryu:High Five!!!
BoRaiCho:Shutup fatass.
Ganryu:Why does everybody pick on me?
Sektor:Cause its funny!
ShangTsung:Hey guys look at this!
Tsung was sucking out ogres soul
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
QuanChi:Youre a dumbass!
ShangTsung:mad cause you cant suck souls? |
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Chapter 7:
the author appears
(by soulsucka, added on June 25, 2005)
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today everyone was watching The apprentice why? Because Johnny Cage was on there.
Donald-Johnny You Have Svelt Muscles But You have an Short Attention Span So Your Fired
Johnny Rips out trump's brain and holds it into the air
Christie- Ewwww why did he do that?
Christie then Throws Some Shuriken Which hit some old lady killing her instantly
Me-You Killed My Grandma You Die Tramp!
I then Start Punching her i wisely take Twenty steps away as she explodes. i also fall out the third floor wimdow
Me-curse you no one in particular.
Hotaru-Why did the author do that!
Li Mei-yeah she ripped off my Deception Fatality
Julia Muttering-You Take three steps away you Wisenhimer
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Chapter 8:
Who is issac Wuornos?
(by soulsucka, added on June 25, 2005)
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Christie-So Raven where is your boyfreind Eddie?
Raven-Hmmm What do you mean Christie?
Christie then does some Capoeira and seemingly unknowingly kicked Senorita Rodriguez in the do i really have to say it
Sen.Rodriguez-Christie That is two hours of Detention and this will go on your permanent Record
Reiko-Christie Christie?
Christie- Raven Baxter since when did you come from the Netherrealm?
Reiko-Huh What The Heck do not go Bizzad on me
Christie Goofily Grins at Reiko
Me-Hmmmmph Next Chapter is a crossover |
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Chapter 9:
That's So Noob Saibot
(by soulsucka, added on June 25, 2005)
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Raven-I was supposed to meet a friend here.
Chelsea-Who?
Raven-Christina Adriana Malina Angelina Angie Sharine Monteiro
Chelsea- Just Call Her Christie
Raven-Oh Christie, oh it is you Noob Saibot the Charlie and the chocolate factory look went out 5000 years ago
Noob then plows his shuriken into Raven's Stomach.
Noob- You Psychic Freak |
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Chapter 10:
New Housemate
(by drunkendrill, added on May 30, 2006)
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Eddy Woke Up And Went TO Get The Newspaper And Read It
Eddy-What The We Are Getting A New Housemember
Eddy Screams-Hey Everyone We're Getting A New Housemember
Anna-I Hope It's A Man
Nina-I Hope It Ain't Nothing Like Dr.Bosconovitch
Paul-I Hope It's A Man So I Can Uh Do Stuff With Him
Baek-Aw Come On Brokeback We Know Why You Want It To Be A Man
Asuka-Is P-paul G-gay?
Jin-Yep
Just Then Asuka Faints Giving Us A Little Panty-shot
Just Then Christie Jumps Out OF Her Bedroom
Paul-I Ain't Gay
Everyone-Riiiiiiiiiiight
Paul- Grrrr....Damn You
Just Then A Knokc Is Heard At The Door
Paul-Who Are You?
Rain-I am The New Housemate
Paul Gasps In Shock
Paul In A Gay Kinda Voice-Come In
Rain-Thanks
Rain Muttering Under His Breath-Queer |
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Chapter 11:
Same Old Same Old
(by orgasmo2778, added on June 4, 2006)
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Cameras Were All Set Up At The Mishima Mansion.We Cut To A Grinning Dragunov{Or However You Spell His Damn Name}
Dragunov-Welcome To The Family Interview I am Your Host That Lovable Spetsnaz Guy Sergei Dragunov.I am Here To Interview These Guys
Dragunov Walks Down To The Rec Room Where A Feud Between Lili And Kira Was Occuring
Dragunov-So Girls Why You Fighting.
Lili-This Cootchie Thinks She Can Beat Me
Dragunov-Auoooooooooooooooooh
Kira-I Could Beat You Daddy's Girl
Lili-Please You Couldn't Beat Me Even If I Were Armless.
Dragunov-So Kira What Sparked The Fire In This Feud
Kira-It All Started Last Week I Was Busy Helping Kazuya Clean The Dishes And This Little Girl Comes Up To Me And Challenges Me To A Fight I Severely Owned Her
Kazuya Jax Feng Wei Prototype Jack And Lee Were All Sitting On The Couch Watching In Stark Amusement
Dragunov-Oh Ooooooo.....Kay Let's Now Interview Jax
Jax-Get The Camera Out Of My Face
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Chapter 12:
Ashrah Wins $5,264,295 At The Blackjack Table
(by hawzaa, added on June 10, 2006)
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Everyone Was At The Casino Well Except Christie Julia Asuka Darrius and Ling Who Were Busy At The Spa.
Hwoarang-Aw Golly I Am Finally Old Enough To Bet
Jin Underneath His Breath-Jackass
Hwoarang-Huh Kazama Wanna Fight You Ain't Know Me
Jin-I Do Not Fight Pansys Such As Yourself
MeanWhile Ashrah had Won $5,264,295 At The Blackjack Game
Ashrah-mwhahahahah I'am A God Bow To My Uber Blackjack Skills
As If Drawn By A Trance Everyone At The Casino Bowed At Her Feet.
Ashrah-O_O |
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Chapter 13:
Wang Jinrei The Pimpmaster
(by hawzaa, added on June 10, 2006)
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Everyone Was At The Mishima Mansion Pondering What To Do When All Of A Sudden Wang Jinrei Comes in With Two Prostitutes
Nitara-Hey It's Old Man Pimp
Reptile-You ssssssssssssly Dog You
Everyone Gathers Around Wang Even Ling
Ling-My Grandpa Is A Pimp
Reptile- Curioussssssssssssss
Baek-Wow Wang You Really Impressed us All
Marduk-i'll Break Your Face
Everyone Had Sweatdrops On Their Face Even The Prostitues
Jun-Marduk Go Back To The Zoo You Hairy Gorilla |
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Chapter 14:
Wang The Pimpmaster Pt2
(by deert, added on July 5, 2006)
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Marduk then runs over and slaps Jun
Jun Then Snapped Marduk's Arm Like A Twig
Marduk-ow my murdering hand you bitch
Jun Then Did A Sarugagi Uppercut Knocking Marduk Out
Raven-Hehe Marduk Got Pwned
King-Yeah But I Really Wanted To Do It
Marduk-Whatcha Say Boi?
King Baraka Xiaoyu Heihachi and Frost Had Sweatdrops.
next chapter has Miharu In It |
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Chapter 15:
Teams
(by Dean, added on July 10, 2006)
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Ok And Here We Are Your Host For Crossover Survivor Randy Orton
Randy Orton Then Does His Greatness Pose
Heihachi Grabs A Rock From Outta His Hakama And Chucks It At Orton.However It Missed And Hit Kazuya Mishima Next To Him
Kazuya-Mofo
Jin Kicks Kazuya In His Manhood.making him fall over
Jin-That's What You Get For Calling My Mama A fucker
Randy-Now is not the time to fight Kazama!
Jin-Now Is Not The Time To Act Like An ignorant prick orton!
Jin Then Smirks
Randy-Idiot anways here are our teams
Team 1-Kazuya Mishima Jack-5 Roger Jr And Shang Tsung
Team 2- Eddy Christie Li Mei and Johnny Cage
Team 3-The Rock Feng Wei Julia Chang And Ganryu
Julia-What?i have to be with a fat cow who hit on me and my mom
Ganryu under his breath-Bitch
Team 4-Chris Jericho Super Crazy Marshall Law Asuka Kazama And Ogre
Ogre-mwhahahaha i will suck your souls
Randy Orton-O_o
Team 5-Jun Kazama Sergei Dragunov Lili Armor King Marduk and Lee Chaolan and Kabal |
Everyone was at an amusement park[the one in ling's tekken 3 ending mind you]
Heihachi-Listen Up we will splits into teams
Roger Jr-Hell No Old Dirty Man listen to me we will all go together
Everyone Cheers in agreement
Heihachi Then Exploded like Jack-5
Everyone-O_o
Heihachi obviously survived the failed Suicide Attempt
Kazuya-Awwwww.....fuck
Heihachi then spanked kazuya's buttocks with an randomly obtained belt
Shang Tsung-hahahahahahahaaha
Kazuya Then Broke A Rib IN The Old Man's Bones |
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Chapter 17:
An Appearance By Tiger Jackson
(by DuckKing, added on August 11, 2006)
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Everyone Was At The Mishima Mansion All Bored Out Of Their Mind when Tiger Jackson Appeared.
Julia-Who are You?
Christie-That Is Master Eddy's Freind
Julia-Tiger?
Christie-Yep?
Ganryu-I Love You Julia
Julia Then Does Her Cross Arm Suplex On Ganryu Causing Everyone To Sweatdrop
Julis-He Had It Coming To Him>_<
Hotaru-Uh......Really?
Duck King-Peace Out Dude i'am Like Here To Partay
Everyone sweatdrops at him
Feng Wei-Why Are You Here?
Baraka-i Invited Ghetto Man kay
Duck King Chops Baraka's Head off
Shao Kahn-Fatality!
Duck King-Meh! |
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Chapter 18:
Baraka And Julia?
(by sodsado, added on August 22, 2006)
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Everyone Was Crowded Around A T.V. . Where Goro{Who Never Appeared In This Story}And Lee Chaolan{Again Who Never Appeared Once In This Story} Were Watching As Baraka And Julia Were on A Set Of A Musical.Julia-We're Here To Interview Johnny Cage The Star Of The Deadly Alliance Musical.
Julia-No Baraka No Eat Microphone.Will You Do It For A Tarkatan Snack?
Baraka Then Howled Like A Greedy Dog And Ate The Dog Food
Kazuya-Dayamn That's Messed Up
Lei Wulong Who Has Not Appeared In This Story At All- Yeah It Is
Geese Howard Then Randomly Fell Through The Ceiling Onto The T.V.
Everyone-O_o
Geese then wipes his Hakama Off And Moonwalks Out Of The Room
Lee-Disco Is Dead>_>
Geese-WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Just Then A Massive Explosion Was Heard
Julia-F****** C***
Baraka-We're Gonna Die
Kaz Hirai-It's Ridge Racer!RIDDDDDDDDDDDDGE RACERRRRRR!
P.Jack Stryker Li Mei Dragunov Raven Lee Kazuya Jax Daegon Taven Jin Jun And Tiger Had Sweatdrops On Their Head |
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Chapter 19:
Chibi Dragunov
(by sodsado, added on August 22, 2006)
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The Characters Were Busy Doing Things.Baraka King Hotaru And Sub-Zero And Sonya were watching the Football Game.When All Of A Sudden A Chibi Beam Hit Dragunov.Everyone Stared At Him and Saw Awwwwwwww.....Everyone Except Kaz Hirai
Kaz Hirai-It's Ridge Racer.Riddddddddddddge Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
All Of A Sudden Raven Appeared In A Poof Of Smoke And Kneed Kaz's Head Off
Raven-It Was Just Business.Don't Take It Personally.....Wait A Sec It Was Personal
Chibi Dragunov-OH Noooooooo.What Happened To All The Wuv |
| Jin Woke Up To A Random Day.When he went down to the lving romm he saw ashrah and gon{who never appear in the story} Playing Yahtzee.Dr.Bosconivtch and Taven Were Busy Playing Count The Lint.Kazuya was staring menacingly at jin.Kaz Hirai Was yelling Ridge Raver.Raven Kneed KAz's Head Off.Hwoarang was busy mouthing Death To Kazama.Jun gave him the bird.Marshall Law was Sleeping Drool coming out of his mouth.Forrest Angel Devil Xiaoyu and Miharu were Singing 50 cent's in da club.christie was playing with herself.WTF Said Jin Steve And Tetsujin realizing Christie touching herself. |
| Jin Woke Up To A Random Day.When he went down to the lving romm he saw ashrah and gon{who never appear in the story} Playing Yahtzee.Dr.Bosconivtch and Taven Were Busy Playing Count The Lint.Kazuya was staring menacingly at jin.Kaz Hirai Was yelling Ridge Raver.Raven Kneed KAz's Head Off.Hwoarang was busy mouthing Death To Kazama.Jun gave him the bird.Marshall Law was Sleeping Drool coming out of his mouth.Forrest Angel Devil Xiaoyu and Miharu were Singing 50 cent's in da club.christie was playing with herself.WTF Said Jin Steve And Tetsujin realizing Christie touching herself. |
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Chapter 22:
where in the world is Noob Saibot?
(by paulphoenix3445, added on September 4, 2006)
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everyone was busy packing up for the road trip to find Noob Saibot.
Kaz Hirai-Sigh this is like where in the world is carmen sandiego
Sektor Ogre Liu Kang Smoke Kunimitsu Darrius And Feng Wei and Kung Lao-Yeah-_- |
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Chapter 23:
kaz hirai comes out
(by aozame3223, added on September 14, 2006)
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Kaz Hirai-i have a confession to make Taven
Taven-Yessir?
Kaz Hirai- i think i am in love with you
Taven then has a sweatdrop on his head
Lili-It's Homo Racer!Homoooooooooooo Racerrrrrrr
Kaz Hirai->_>
Taven-O_o
All Of A Sudden Yoshimitsu appeared drunk as all hell
Lili-O_O
Kaz Hirai->_>
Taven- -.-
Raven was wearing an afro. christie was trying to seduce Mileena<lesbos:O> |
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Chapter 24:
Never Ever Come Between Raiden And His Weed
(by heidiho, added on March 9, 2007)
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Julia-Man I'am So Bored
Eddy-And It Smells Like Teh Weed
Eddy's Eyes Then Got All Anime Cutesy
Raiden-This Is My Weed Sir
Eddy-Can I Have A Little Sniff
Raiden-NO NOW FUCK OFF BITCH
Raiden Then Electrocuted Eddy
Eddy-Ow
Christie P.Jack Meat Scorpion Cyrax Sextor Quan Chi Sheeva Chameleon Kunimitsu Anna Williams Lili-:O
Raiden-THIS IS MY WEED BITCHES WAHAHAHAHAHA X]
Ganryu-Your As Brutal As People On My Homeplanet Planet Fatass
Everyone-O_O
Cyrax-Tubby
Bo Rai Cho-Shut Up
Heihachi-You Wanna bring It Outside Fool
Bo Rai Cho-I'll Knock You Out Like I Did In Chapter 2
Everyone Laughed
Everyone-Your A Loser Bo Rai Cho
Bo Rai Cho-Fuck You Asshole X[ |
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Chapter 25:
Why steve keeps mum about his father
(by Deals, added on October 22, 2007)
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Liu Kang-Ey steve who is your daddy?
Steve just stood there staring at him mouth agape
Steve-Sorry?
Liu Kang-Who is your daddy
Steve then broke down
Steve-All right i admit my Father was Paul Phoenox oh my god this is so horrible Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah make it stop
Jarek-You poor poor thing you
Paul Phoenix-What is so bad about me being your daddy
Steve-You left me to go beat Kuma you deadbeat father
Nina Williams-Oh steve don't worry Paul will pay me for child support
Steve-I don't want his bloody money
Anna Williams-Poor guy!
Anna Williams shot Paul a nasty look
Anan Williams-You should be ashamed of yourself leaving this guy so you could go beat a bear hopw dare you!
Paul then broke down
Nina Williams-Yeah you better break down!
Paul Phoenix Crying-Sorry
Steve Fox-Too late ya turd!
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Chapter 26:
Why steve keeps mum about his father
(by Deals, added on October 22, 2007)
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Liu Kang-Ey steve who is your daddy?
Steve just stood there staring at him mouth agape
Steve-Sorry?
Liu Kang-Who is your daddy
Steve then broke down
Steve-All right i admit my Father was Paul Phoenix oh my god this is so horrible Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah make it stop
Jarek-You poor poor thing you
Paul Phoenix-What is so bad about me being your daddy
Steve-You left me to go beat Kuma you deadbeat father
Nina Williams-Oh steve don't worry Paul will pay me for child support
Steve-I don't want his bloody money
Anna Williams-Poor guy!
Anna Williams shot Paul a nasty look
Anan Williams-You should be ashamed of yourself leaving this guy so you could go beat a bear how dare you!
Paul then broke down
Nina Williams-Yeah you better break down!
Paul Phoenix Crying-Sorry
Steve Fox-Too late ya turd!
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Chapter 27:
I hate my life
(by Toilet, added on November 6, 2007)
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Kintaro-OMFG I hate my life
Christie-Why Kintaro why?
Kintaro-first of all Lee tries to hit on me second Jack-5 nearly killed me third of all Heihachi almost chopped my head off with his katana
Motaro-More power to the old man
Christie than threw Motaro a nasty look
Christie-Oh I'am sorry maybe they didn't intend to do that Well maybe except for lee because he is one kooky fruitcake
Steve Angrily- OMFG
Christie-What?
Steve-Nothing i didn't know i was that scary when i was mad XD
Christie-Whatever
Chridtie to Kintaro-You see what i have to put up with. Steve is living proof that being the product of the mishima zaibatsu is bad
Steve-Well then i guess i will go away
Steve walks away lip trembling looking dejected and all
Christie-Good for you Stevie-O
Kintaro-XD
Kunimitsu-Hey i didn't know Barbera walters was a zombie
Kunimitsu shows Christie and Kintaro a picture of Liu Kang
Christie-That is Liu Kang Kunimitsu
Kunimitsu-Whatchu say Montiero?
Christie-That Is Liu Kang Dumba**
Kunimitsu-Oh
Christie than rolled her eyes
Kintaro-XD
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Chapter 28:
I hate my life
(by Toilet, added on November 6, 2007)
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Kintaro-OMFG I hate my life
Christie-Why Kintaro why?
Kintaro-first of all Lee tries to hit on me second Jack-5 nearly killed me third of all Heihachi almost chopped my head off with his katana
Motaro-More power to the old man
Christie than threw Motaro a nasty look
Christie-Oh I'am sorry maybe they didn't intend to do that Well maybe except for lee because he is one kooky fruitcake
Steve Angrily- OMFG
Christie-What?
Steve-Nothing i didn't know i was that scary when i was mad XD
Christie-Whatever
Chridtie to Kintaro-You see what i have to put up with. Steve is living proof that being the product of the mishima zaibatsu is bad
Steve-Well then i guess i will go away
Steve walks away lip trembling looking dejected and all
Christie-Good for you Stevie-O
Kintaro-XD
Kunimitsu-Hey i didn't know Barbera walters was a zombie
Kunimitsu shows Christie and Kintaro a picture of Liu Kang
Christie-That is Liu Kang Kunimitsu
Kunimitsu-Whatchu say Montiero?
Christie-That Is Liu Kang Dumba**
Kunimitsu-Oh
Christie than rolled her eyes
Kintaro-XD
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Chapter 29:
Julia Chang Vs Cyrax
(by Derwhippa, added on April 15, 2008)
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| Everybody was busy talking about random things when all of an Pissed Off julia came in to the living room.WTF who ate my Chocolate donut? shouted Julia Angrily. Calm the hell down Julia Said Jax.Look Homeboy someone ate my donut and they will the wrath of god or the next big thing said Julia an Anger cross appearing on her forehead.Meanwhile Chocolate appeared on Cyrax's Lips.You Frickin Sonuva---------.Julia then started attacking Cyrax.OMG Shouted Li Mei staring in shock At Julia.Meep Meeped Lee. Kazuya than smacked Lee upside the head.Cyrax was trying to get away.However Julia kicked him in the nuts causing him to fall over bruised and battered.Who thought that a Donut could bring out such viciousness in Julia said Kano staring in shock at her.Stupid tree hugging hippie said Sektor Coldly only to have Julia shove a banana uo his butt. WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAH Mommy said Sektor crying and running away with said fruit firmly shoved up his buttocks |
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Chapter 30:
Julia Chang Vs Cyrax
(by Derwhippa, added on April 15, 2008)
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| Everybody was busy talking about random things when all of an Pissed Off julia came in to the living room.WTF who ate my Chocolate donut? shouted Julia Angrily. Calm the hell down Julia Said Jax.Look Homeboy someone ate my donut and they will the wrath of god or the next big thing said Julia an Anger cross appearing on her forehead.Meanwhile Chocolate appeared on Cyrax's Lips.You Frickin Sonuva---------.Julia then started attacking Cyrax.OMG Shouted Li Mei staring in shock At Julia.Meep Meeped Lee. Kazuya than smacked Lee upside the head.Cyrax was trying to get away.However Julia kicked him in the nuts causing him to fall over bruised and battered.Who thought that a Donut could bring out such viciousness in Julia said Kano staring in shock at her.Stupid tree hugging hippie said Sektor Coldly only to have Julia shove a banana uo his butt. WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAH Mommy said Sektor crying and running away with said fruit firmly shoved up his buttocks |
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Chapter 31:
April Fools
(by Derwhippa, added on April 15, 2008)
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Jin-I swear you had it last Hsu Hao not me
Hsu Hao-Oh Yeam kazama then how come i don't know where it is then?
Jin-Oh just stop it and help me find my father's cuban cigars
Hsu Hao-You know they should have dogs that can sniff out cuban cigars
Jin Snorting-What?
Hsu Hao-You know kind of like those dogs that can help sniff out cocaine well maybe they should have cuban cigar sniffing dogs
Jin stared at him blankly before smacking him upside the head
Hsu Hao-WTF was that for?
Jin-I just felt like doing it XD
Hsu Hao-Or better yet they could make a tracking device for finding cuban cigars
Jin groaned in annoyance
Hsu Hao-I Don't see you coming up with a better idea kemosabe
Jin -Oh yeah this is a great idea God damn it if i don't find my dad's Cuban cigars than i'am gonna miss my favorite show South park
Meanwhile Hsu Hao Snickered
Jin-What is so funny
Hsu Hao-I had the cuban cigars this whole time
An anger cross appeared on Jin's Forehead
Jin-WTF SO WE SPEND 65 MINUTES TO FIND MY POPS CUBAN CIGARS WHICH WERE IN YOUR HANDS THIS WHOLE TIME AND I MISSED TOP CHEF
Hsu Hao Meekly-Uh Yeah April Fools
Jin than laughed sarcastically than punched hsu Hao in the stomach before Stomping off towards the rec room to give his father his cuban cigars
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Chapter 32:
Hatred Matron
(by Derwhippa, added on April 15, 2008)
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Sektor Coldly-I loathe snow
Anna-Aw come on sweetie bumpkins you shouldn't be too negative about things snow will do you good
Sektor-Snow is Snow good
Sektor than giggled at his joke before resuming his cold demeanor
Anna Sarcastically-Aw Sweetie you slay me with your jokes i meant that literally
Sektor Coldly-Don't Call me honey
Anna-Alright Puddin
Sektor coldly-Don't call me puddin you turd
Anna-Fine my love
Sektor-Are you trying to convince me to backhand you into next year
Anna-No i'am trying to cheer you up
Sektor-Than don't try to make me go to this infernal baseball game in the snow alright you prick
Anna-You said you love the Red Soxs
Sektor coldly-No i didn't that was just rumors slander if you will
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Chapter 33:
Hatred Matron
(by Derwhippa, added on April 15, 2008)
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Sektor Coldly-I loathe snow
Anna-Aw come on sweetie bumpkins you shouldn't be too negative about things snow will do you good
Sektor-Snow is Snow good
Sektor than giggled at his joke before resuming his cold demeanor
Anna Sarcastically-Aw Sweetie you slay me with your jokes i meant that literally
Sektor Coldly-Don't Call me honey
Anna-Alright Puddin
Sektor coldly-Don't call me puddin you turd
Anna-Fine my love
Sektor-Are you trying to convince me to backhand you into next year
Anna-No i'am trying to cheer you up
Sektor-Than don't try to make me go to this infernal baseball game in the snow alright you prick
Anna-You said you love the Red Soxs
Sektor coldly-No i didn't that was just rumors slander if you will
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Chapter 34:
Kabal and the unbearable light of gayness
(by Heist, added on April 18, 2008)
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| Kabal was busy at a Bar drinking some beer along with Kazuya Kai and Bruce Irvin when all of a sudden a very Homo-looking man came up to them. What d'ya want Snapped Kazuya.Hi my name is Chopper and i must say this man in the mask is a hottie. Kabal Kazuya Kai nd Bruce Irvin started giggling and than stared at him scared,Kabal stared at him mouth agape.I'am Not gay said Kabal as he pumped his respirator into the guy's head inflating and it causing him to rise up to the ceiling and explode in a fabulous matter of Gore and Bone Matter.Everyone than proceeded to stare in shock and go on with their useless lives as though nothing happened |
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Chapter 35:
Drake Bell's Palsy
(by Heist, added on April 18, 2008)
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Drake Bell-Hahahahahahahahahha good one cody
Cody Laughing- Yeah kabal's face is so mangled he could star in a horror movie
Kabal-Ahem
Drake Bell-Oh why hello there we were just saying about how sexy you were
Cody nervously-Y-Yep
Kabal-Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kabal than dropkicked Cody and Drake
Roz-I've been dying to meet this meshitzstagoya
Kabal-.....................Legalaligit
Kabal's mangled face caused Roz's Head to explode
Kabal->]
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Chapter 36:
Chicken Little
(by Heist, added on April 18, 2008)
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Baraka-Hey Eddy i didn't know they had a KFC in Brazil
Eddy-Yeah they do
Christie-I want some buttered biscuits
Tiger-Me too homie
Baraka-I want some Ox Testicles
Tiger-.................
Eddy-Ox Testicles?
Christie-Your scaring me Baraka
Baraka-Ox Testicles are a delicacy in outworld
Christie-But we're in earthrealm Idiot
Baraka-Alright fine
Christie-Kay
Eddy went into the KFC
KFC Dude-Here you go biscuits for Tiger and Christie and Ox Testicles for the dude with sharp teeth
Eddy->_>
Christie-Ewwwwwwww i lost my appetite
Tiger-Me too
Everyone took a turn Stomping Baraka's balls
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Chapter 37:
Your the man now dog
(by Heist, added on April 18, 2008)
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Kano-WTF why am i 2nd place for the world's most smexiest man alive behind sean connery?
Bob-I dunno maybe because Connery is sexier than you
Kano-Shut up lardass
Bob-:'[ Your so downright mean
Bob ran away crying
Michelle Obama-Your the man now dog
Kano-Oh for cripes sake this is so gosh darn ridiculous
Kano then stormed towards the kitchen where Kauzya Kano Noob Saibot Frost Lei Miguel Xiaoyu and Kunimitsu were holding a meeting
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Chapter 38:
OMG!
(by Kody, added on April 24, 2008)
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YOU GUYS NEVER MENTIONED SCORPION ONCE IN ALL THAT WRITING ABOVE! :(
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Chapter 39:
HUH
(by HENRY, added on April 26, 2008)
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| UR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Scorpions like so awesome how can u forget him. |
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Chapter 40:
Horrid title
(by Scorpiontail, added on May 15, 2008)
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Scorpion-Where am i?
Kent Paul-Guv you seem to be in a warehouse of some sorts
Maccer-We can survive the holocaust
Scorpion-WTF?
Kent Paul-Maccer is off his meds so pay no attention to him
Kent Paul-We need to get out of this ware house before Kazuya Mishima sends his men over to give us a makeover
Scorpion-Kazuya is the last one to be ordering makeovers
Kazuya through a loudspeaker-I will make you sexy perv-boy
Scorpion-It's official he has lost it
Niko Bellic-I cannot feel my legs
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Chapter 41:
Devil Hunter
(by Nami Adam, added on August 6, 2008)
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Everybody's having a good time, until a drunk Scorpion enters the living room.
Scorpion: Pin! I challenge you to..Tekken..KOMBATT!!
Jin: <.< You frikkin insulted me! im gonna whoop your ass!
Jin gets up to go kick Scorpion's ass, but is held back by P.Jack, Noob, Kazuya and Jinpachi and they go to the basement arena.
Everyone gathers around the arena to watch Jin and Scorpion fight
The fight begins and Scorpion gains the upper hand with his drunken fighting.He tries to spear Jin but trips on the rope and falls over.Jin,Kazuya,JINPACHI<Tommy Verceti, Kung Lao and everyone else laugh at him.
All of a sudden the door flies open.Everyone turns around.Dante (from Devil May Cry 1)stands near the door, eyeing everyone.Everybody freezes. Jin, Kazuya and Jinpachi sweat drops and slowly hides behind Ganryu,P.Jack, Bo Rai Cho and Onaga.
Dante: Allright! im on a mission! will the Kurazeyou Machinemouse step out?
Kazuya angrily: THATS KAZUYA MISHIMA YOU DOPE!
Jinpachi:YEAH! THATS MISHIMA YOU SONOFAMITCH!
Jin:What he said!
Dante poins his guns at them.They sweat drops.
Person Behind Dante: Ahem
Dante turns around to see three more Dantes standing behind him.
Dante(DMC3):Out of the way
Other two Dante's:YEAH!
Date(DMC1):<.<...>.>...WTF!?
Scorpion drunkenly:HEY! What the hells going on!?I'm winning the race!
Everyone: ???
Scorpion: Thaats right! Those boys interupted the fight!
Jin: oh yeah!
Paul:I demand a refund!
Hwoarang: dude...you didnt even pay..>.>
Paul: oh yeah!
Sub-Zero: Anyway They interrupted the fight! they'll have to pay!
Everyone:GET THEM!!
Dante's from all the Devil May Cry Games: O_O", AAAAAAHH!!
The Dantes start to run as everyone else chase them...BUT...
Trple H's entrance theme stats to play and he walks in with the WWE championship belt and everyone freezes..
To Be Continued...
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Chapter 42:
Marty Chonks and the hand of revorka
(by Boris64662, added on August 9, 2008)
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| It was a great day for Marty Chonks sure the mayor ordered the bitchin dog food company to shut down but he was busy drinking pina coladas in his penthouse in earthrealm but alas he was interrupted when three men in white barged in.What the Said Marty as the three men come closer.What do you want Asked Marty.We came by to tell you please put on some pants said one of the men.Exactly said the other,Uh yeah it is embarrassing seeing your meaty parts said the third men.Oh ok sheesh you playa haters always do this said Marty rolling His Eyes.He than put his pants on.Meanwhile the three men left.Thank lord he put on his pants said Kazuya.Yeah his nakedness was creeping me out.I wouldn't talk if i were you weren't you the same guy wearing a diaper said Tommy Vercetti Snickering.Shut up Vercetti Heihachi growled.Kazuya and Vercetti started cracking up.Fine let it all out i need to buck up and move on.Meanwhile Marty Chonks was busy weeping for he had to wear pants.Damn it revorka you didn't come through said Marty sniffing like a pathetic ball chezz. |
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Chapter 43:
Jin Kazama Did what?
(by Boris64662, added on August 9, 2008)
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Xiaoyu weeping-I can't believe Jin would stoop that low
Julia-What did he do?
Xiaoyu Weeping-He crused my doll Nemi fufu
Tommy Vercetti-That heartless bastard
Heihachi-U-Unbelievanle
Kazuya Sarcastically-Oh noez how will i sleep at night
Jun Kazama-I will have a talk with Jin oh by the way Kazuya STFU Kthnxbai
Jin Kazama-Eh i am keelhauled
Luigi Goterelli-Better you than me Kazama
Jin Kazama-Oh no i crushed nemi fufu Xiaoyu will be crushed
Luigi Goterelli-I'd hate to be you right about now
Luigi walked downstairs
Jun Kazama-Come here jin Let's talk
Jin Kazama-Y-Yes mom?
Jun Kazama Angrily-You crushed Xiaoyu's doll nemi fufu how could you be so dirty?
Jin Kazama-By not taking a shower?
Jun Kazama-LOL Anyways you better apologize or no dinner
Jin walked downstairs
Everybody just glared at him even Kazuya[Then again he always glares at Jin]
Xiaoyu-What is it?
Jin Kazama-I'I apologize
Xiaoyu Menaacingly-Fine alright but do it again and i will castrate you
Everybody gulped in fear at xiaoyu's menacing tone even Kazuya
Jin Kazama scared-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Xiaoyu-Calm down jin-jin i wouldn't castrate you
Jin Kazama-Why joke like that woman?
Xiaoyu-I did it just to make ya sweat
Dragunov-LOL
Ermac-Heh
Chameleon-ROFL
Jin Kazama-Heh
Xiaoyu-Anyways I'am gonna go help Sonya make some cookies
Hwoarang-Please do that's all you women are ever good for
Jin Gasped
Kazuya Gasped
Tommy Vercetti-Oh dear
Heihachi-Well boy i'd hate to be you right about now
Lei-Stupid
Catalina Xiaoyu Jun and Julia and Kendl than kicked Hwoarang's ass
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Chapter 44:
Bangkok dangerous
(by HurricaneLeo, added on September 4, 2008)
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| Everybody was busy in Bangkok when all of a udden 3 thai gangsters appeared out of nowhere.Move and gurly-boy over here gets it snarled Thai gangster #1.Who you calling gurly snapped Roman Bellic.You bytch shouted the 2nd Thai gangster.Yeah give us the money or your doll gets crushed.Not nemi-fufu shouted Roman[He has one too?] Alright fine now go Shouted Roman as he gave the 3 thai gangsters $4730.They than ran off only to be exploded 3 minutes later.Heh said Roman.Um What just happened Asked Tommy,I just fed those three thugs some bombs said smoke.Cool said Tommy Vercetti |
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Chapter 45:
Bangkok dangerous
(by HurricaneLeo, added on September 4, 2008)
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| Everybody was busy in Bangkok when all of a udden 3 thai gangsters appeared out of nowhere.Move and gurly-boy over here gets it snarled Thai gangster #1.Who you calling gurly snapped Roman Bellic.You bytch shouted the 2nd Thai gangster.Yeah give us the money or your doll gets crushed.Not nemi-fufu shouted Roman[He has one too?] Alright fine now go Shouted Roman as he gave the 3 thai gangsters $4730.They than ran off only to be exploded 3 minutes later.Heh said Roman.Um What just happened Asked Tommy,I just fed those three thugs some bombs said smoke.Cool said Tommy Vercetti |
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Chapter 46:
Heihachi and Tommy Vs Triple H and Li Mei
(by HurricaneLeo, added on September 4, 2008)
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Heihachi-Come on Triple Naitch bring it on
Triple H-First of all Graygotchi my name is Triple H
Tommy Vercetti-Aw man this son is tight man this son is tight
Li Mei-Well he is trying to act black
Heihachi than ran at Triple H however Triple H sidestepped causing Heihachi to run out of the ring and getting his team disqualified
Tommy-Stupid
Triple H-WTF?
Li Mei->.>
All of a sudden Man with a plan played As The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel came into the living room
Li Mei-WTF?
Cyrax->.>
Zafina-Lose the tude and i'd date ya bitch ass
Ezekiel-Who in their right mind woud date you Mrs.Bendy Limbs?
Brian Kendrick-That's right my man zeke take it to Zafina
Zafina stared amused At Kendrick and Ezekiel
Niko Bellic-Why am i here?
Zafina-I dunno for the fun of it
Niko-Well yeah
Brian Kendrick-Anyways i came to tell you GasSueya Mickeymouse says dinner is at 6:10
Kazuya-First of all Loser my name is Kazuya not GasSueYa
Jinpachi-Yeah bytch and it's mishima not Mickey Mouse
Lau Chan-Mehehehehehehehehehe
Ezekiel-Who are you grandpa?
Heihachi turned to stare at Ezekiel
Ezekiel-Not you >.>
Lau Chan-Look you hulking brute mah name is Lau Chan not grandpa
Lau Chan than backhanded Ezekiel in the face knocking him out
Everyone-O_O
Brian Kendrick-OH noez zeke speak to me
Kung Lao-He can't seeing he is knocked out
Meanwhile the clock on the wall said 6:10
so everyone went to the diner room to eat Today's dinner was Hamburgers
Everyone took one hamburger and started eating theirs
Brian Kendrick through a mouth full fo hamburger-So Kazuya how are you?
Kazuya than wiped hamburger on his face
Jun Angrily-Look Loser please do not talk with your mouth full
Brian Kendrick-Jeesh I'am sorry must be your time of the m------
Jun glared At Brian
Brian-Never Mind
Lau chan was busy eating his hamburger
Pai chan-Dad we need to talk?
Ezekiel-Not now
Pai Chan-Can it brute
Ezekiel threw his chair at Pai however it missed and hit Santino Marella in the head knocking him out
Ezekiel-Good enough
Beth Phoenix-:'[ Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah----
Lau Chan-Can it bitch
Santino somehow managed to revive himself
Santino Marella-You can't talk-a ot my Faynax like that
Beth Phoenix-Lol Faynax
D'Lo Brown-Damn it Cyrax stop touching me
Cyrax-Sorry
Goh Hinogami was busy eating his hamburger smirking at what was going on
Meanwhile everyone went into the rec room where a drunk Reptile was busy singing Disturbia off-key
Goh Hinogami-Can it Idiot
Goh than kicked Reptile in the head knocking him out
Triple H-Thank You
Goh Hinogami-Man he is annoying
Santino Marella-Like you
Goh glared at Santino causing Santino to pee his pants in fear
Goh-Pansy <_<
Kazuya-Anyways may i have your attention
Brian Kendrick-Yes GasSueYa?
Kazuya-First of all chump stain my name is Kazuya
Tommy Vercetti was busy sleeping
Kazuya-Pay attention?
Tommy Vercetti-To What?
Affflac Duck-Affla----
Tommy than shoved the duck into his mouth chewing eating and gulping
Kazuya-._.
Goh Hiongami actually showed emotion on his face one of suprise
Lee Chaolan-Waaaaaaaaaaah
Kazuya-Anyways My son Jin's birthday is today he turns 22 i want you to sing happy birthday to him
Jin Kazama in the living room
Brad Burns-So Jin today is your birthday right?
Jin Kazama-Yes
Jeffrey Mcwild-Hahahahaha happy brithday boy
Jin Kazama Sarcastically-Racist!
Brian Kendrick-Jin your father wants to see you
Jin Kazama beamed
Jin Kazama-Ok
Jin Kazama Levitated down the stairs into the rec room[Don't ask how]
Tommy-WTF?
Everyone-Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday Dear Jin Happy birthday to you
Jin Crying-Thanks guys :']
Hwoarang-Aw hell noez fuck this shite
Jin's smile turned into anger as he walked over to Hwoarang and headbutted his crotch
Jin Kazama smiled evilly as his rival layed doubled over in pain
Goh Hinogami-Owch
Claude Speed appeared out of nowhere
Kazuya-Claude my man did you come here to say happy birthday?
Claude-No i came here to say your Boy Jin Sucks donkey testicle
Jin Kazama-Say what?
Claude-The only reason why your being nice to him is because he threatened to take away your money spending privileges for 5 days
Jin Kazama-I did?
Claude-Yes you did you Emo fag
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Chapter 47:
Heihachi and Tommy Vs Triple H and Li Mei
(by HurricaneLeo, added on September 4, 2008)
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Heihachi-Come on Triple Naitch bring it on
Triple H-First of all Graygotchi my name is Triple H
Tommy Vercetti-Aw man this son is tight man this son is tight
Li Mei-Well he is trying to act black
Heihachi than ran at Triple H however Triple H sidestepped causing Heihachi to run out of the ring and getting his team disqualified
Tommy-Stupid
Triple H-WTF?
Li Mei->.>
All of a sudden Man with a plan played As The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel came into the living room
Li Mei-WTF?
Cyrax->.>
Zafina-Lose the tude and i'd date ya bitch ass
Ezekiel-Who in their right mind woud date you Mrs.Bendy Limbs?
Brian Kendrick-That's right my man zeke take it to Zafina
Zafina stared amused At Kendrick and Ezekiel
Niko Bellic-Why am i here?
Zafina-I dunno for the fun of it
Niko-Well yeah
Brian Kendrick-Anyways i came to tell you GasSueya Mickeymouse says dinner is at 6:10
Kazuya-First of all Loser my name is Kazuya not GasSueYa
Jinpachi-Yeah bytch and it's mishima not Mickey Mouse
Lau Chan-Mehehehehehehehehehe
Ezekiel-Who are you grandpa?
Heihachi turned to stare at Ezekiel
Ezekiel-Not you >.>
Lau Chan-Look you hulking brute mah name is Lau Chan not grandpa
Lau Chan than backhanded Ezekiel in the face knocking him out
Everyone-O_O
Brian Kendrick-OH noez zeke speak to me
Kung Lao-He can't seeing he is knocked out
Meanwhile the clock on the wall said 6:10
so everyone went to the diner room to eat Today's dinner was Hamburgers
Everyone took one hamburger and started eating theirs
Brian Kendrick through a mouth full fo hamburger-So Kazuya how are you?
Kazuya than wiped hamburger on his face
Jun Angrily-Look Loser please do not talk with your mouth full
Brian Kendrick-Jeesh I'am sorry must be your time of the m------
Jun glared At Brian
Brian-Never Mind
Lau chan was busy eating his hamburger
Pai chan-Dad we need to talk?
Ezekiel-Not now
Pai Chan-Can it brute
Ezekiel threw his chair at Pai however it missed and hit Santino Marella in the head knocking him out
Ezekiel-Good enough
Beth Phoenix-:'[ Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah----
Lau Chan-Can it bitch
Santino somehow managed to revive himself
Santino Marella-You can't talk-a ot my Faynax like that
Beth Phoenix-Lol Faynax
D'Lo Brown-Damn it Cyrax stop touching me
Cyrax-Sorry
Goh Hinogami was busy eating his hamburger smirking at what was going on
Meanwhile everyone went into the rec room where a drunk Reptile was busy singing Disturbia off-key
Goh Hinogami-Can it Idiot
Goh than kicked Reptile in the head knocking him out
Triple H-Thank You
Goh Hinogami-Man he is annoying
Santino Marella-Like you
Goh glared at Santino causing Santino to pee his pants in fear
Goh-Pansy <_<
Kazuya-Anyways may i have your attention
Brian Kendrick-Yes GasSueYa?
Kazuya-First of all chump stain my name is Kazuya
Tommy Vercetti was busy sleeping
Kazuya-Pay attention?
Tommy Vercetti-To What?
Affflac Duck-Affla----
Tommy than shoved the duck into his mouth chewing eating and gulping
Kazuya-._.
Goh Hiongami actually showed emotion on his face one of suprise
Lee Chaolan-Waaaaaaaaaaah
Kazuya-Anyways My son Jin's birthday is today he turns 22 i want you to sing happy birthday to him
Jin Kazama in the living room
Brad Burns-So Jin today is your birthday right?
Jin Kazama-Yes
Jeffrey Mcwild-Hahahahaha happy brithday boy
Jin Kazama Sarcastically-Racist!
Brian Kendrick-Jin your father wants to see you
Jin Kazama beamed
Jin Kazama-Ok
Jin Kazama Levitated down the stairs into the rec room[Don't ask how]
Tommy-WTF?
Everyone-Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday Dear Jin Happy birthday to you
Jin Crying-Thanks guys :']
Hwoarang-Aw hell noez fuck this shite
Jin's smile turned into anger as he walked over to Hwoarang and headbutted his crotch
Jin Kazama smiled evilly as his rival layed doubled over in pain
Goh Hinogami-Owch
Claude Speed appeared out of nowhere
Kazuya-Claude my man did you come here to say happy birthday?
Claude-No i came here to say your Boy Jin Sucks donkey testicle
Jin Kazama-Say what?
Claude-The only reason why your being nice to him is because he threatened to take away your money spending privileges for 5 days
Jin Kazama-I did?
Claude-Yes you did you Emo fag
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Chapter 48:
Kent Paul and Maccer
(by HurricaneLeo, added on September 4, 2008)
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Jin Kazama-Uh-huh so Paul Marshall law clobbered you over the head with a frying pan for looking at him wrong?
Paul-Yeah he did
Marshall law-That is not true paul you called me a homo all because i was holding Niko's hand
Paul-Liar
Jin smirking-I no better to believe you Paul '' i took crystal meth'' phoenix
Paul Phoenix blushed
Tommy Vercetti-You took Drugs?
Brian Kendrick-Hey Barack Obama can relate to you
Ezekiel Snorted
Jin Kazama-Anyways my mom my father and Lau chan went out to the grocery store they will be back later
Meanwhile at the supermarket
Lau Chan-We need Spaghetti
Kazuya than picked up a box of spaghetti[Why they are selling spaghetti in a japanese supermarket i don't know] And put in it the box
Meanwhile Jun got a bag of cookies and Xiaoyu's pet panda[Why is panda in a grocery store?] and put it in the shopping cart
Kazuya-Panda?
Jun than picked up panda and put her down on the floor[How i don't know]
Jun-Anyways i think we got enough we got chicken eggs bacon Sushi Cocoa puffs Cocoa pebbles and white castle's hamburger and spaghetti
They went up to the cash register where the guy was spitting green mist out of his mouth
Employer-Tajiri you-a idiot what are you doing?[why an italian guy is working as a boss for a japanese super market is a mystery]
Tajiri-What is it Avaricio
Avaricio rolled his eyes
Avaricio-Just do your work
Tajiri than took the things and ringed it up
Tajiri-that will be 45 yen[45 yen=$13.30] i don't know i'am just making it up
Kazuya-Kay
Kazuya got out 45.70 yen[which equals $14.00] again i don't know i'am making it up
Kazuya than got all the groceries and put them in his Lamborghini Gallardo
Kazuya-Aren't i a babe magnet
Joy Giovanni-No!
Kazuya then transformed into the devil and zapped her silicone tits
Kazuya Angrily-Yeaaaaaaaaah
Jun-Let's go
Lau chan-Please
They drove to their house
Jun Kazama than went into the kitchen putting everything into the freezer she than went inot the living room
Everyone-Suprise! Happy birthday
Jun-But my birthday was 3 days ago
Tommy Vercetti-WTF?
Goh Hinogami-Wang you lied to us
Xiaoyu-You have to understand Goh my grandpa is senile he forgets stuff in his old age
Goh-Oh well that explains it all
Jun-Your so nice anyways i got some food
Frost-Yay.......I guess
Christie Rolled her eyes
Frost-Roll them any faster and people might think you have an exorcism
Christie-Heh
Kent Paul-Hello guv my mate here maccer seems to havbe um gotten into an uncompromising position
Maccer-Yeah this Peach clmaped onto my Crotch please get it off
Christie raised her eyes
Ermac giggled
Bryan Fury had a sweatdrop on his head
Bryan fury kneed it off
Maccer-Thank you
Kent Paul-Wow bryan your the man now dawg
Bryan Fury-Oh Really?
Kent Paul-Yes guv
Bryan Fury-Thanks Guv I guess
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Chapter 49:
Ken Rosenburg's Debut
(by Kung Lao, added on September 5, 2008)
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Tommy Vercetti-Damn it
Ken Rosenburg[Who was never in this story]-What is it Tommy?
Tommy Vercetti-Damn it Ken where the hell did you come from?
Ken Rosenburg-The author decided to add me in
Tommy Vercetti-Ok then you sure you ain't on sherms
Ken Rosenburg-Um.....No
Tommy Vercetti-Anyways Sindel stole my trident gum
Ken Rosenburg-Tommy maybe it's in your pants pocket
Tommy reached into his pants pocket and lo and behold his gum was there
Everyone in the living romm gawped at Rosenberg for getting something right for once
Cyrax-Wow
Li Mei-Man i think the space and time continuum was torn asunder
Triple H-........................
Ric Flair-Wooooooooooooooh!
Li Mei->_>
Ken rosenburg-<_<
Tommy Vercetti->_<
Ken Rosenburg-Anyways i came here to tell you Goh Hinogami wants to kick me in the nuts I'am S-scared
Tommy Vercetti-Maybe you provoked him?
Ken Rosenburg-No
Goh Hinogami went up to rosenberg and kicked him in the balls
Goh-That's what you get for stealing my diary
Tommy Vercetti-Tch Tch you know better than to go around snooping in other people's private life
Lau Chan all of a sudden keeled over
Liu Kang-Omg he is having a heart attack
Carl Johnson-Quick someone do CPR
Bruce Irvin did CPR reviving him
Sindel-That went nowhere ._.
Jacky-._.
Pai Chan-Heh |
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Chapter 50:
Ken Rosenburg's Debut
(by Kung Lao, added on September 5, 2008)
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Tommy Vercetti-Damn it
Ken Rosenburg[Who was never in this story]-What is it Tommy?
Tommy Vercetti-Damn it Ken where the hell did you come from?
Ken Rosenburg-The author decided to add me in
Tommy Vercetti-Ok then you sure you ain't on sherms
Ken Rosenburg-Um.....No
Tommy Vercetti-Anyways Sindel stole my trident gum
Ken Rosenburg-Tommy maybe it's in your pants pocket
Tommy reached into his pants pocket and lo and behold his gum was there
Everyone in the living romm gawped at Rosenberg for getting something right for once
Cyrax-Wow
Li Mei-Man i think the space and time continuum was torn asunder
Triple H-........................
Ric Flair-Wooooooooooooooh!
Li Mei->_>
Ken rosenburg-<_<
Tommy Vercetti->_<
Ken Rosenburg-Anyways i came here to tell you Goh Hinogami wants to kick me in the nuts I'am S-scared
Tommy Vercetti-Maybe you provoked him?
Ken Rosenburg-No
Goh Hinogami went up to rosenberg and kicked him in the balls
Goh-That's what you get for stealing my diary
Tommy Vercetti-Tch Tch you know better than to go around snooping in other people's private life
Lau Chan all of a sudden keeled over
Liu Kang-Omg he is having a heart attack
Carl Johnson-Quick someone do CPR
Bruce Irvin did CPR reviving him
Sindel-That went nowhere ._.
Jacky-._.
Pai Chan-Heh |
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Chapter 51:
The Brian Kendrick Vs Sheeva
(by Bryten, added on September 7, 2008)
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Liu Kang-Well this isn't what i expected?
Sheeva-I made a pie
The Brian Kendrick-Let's eat
The Brian Kendrick took a bite out of his pie
The Brian Kendrick-WTF? This pie tastes like the sewer
Sheeva-Yes it's sewer pie it's a delicacy for us shokan
The Brian Kendrick went to the garbage can and spit it out
Sheeva's eyes widened she took this as an insult
Sheeva-Come on boy you and me in the living room now
Gregory Helms smirked at this he than turned to Kenshi and talked about the economy
The Brian Kendrick-Ladies er i mean Butch ladies first
Sheeva started off with a Powerful kick to Kendrick's jaw.Knedrick answered with a nice super kick. Sheeva than tried her teleport stomp however Kendrick moved out of the way causing sheeva to fall down the stairs into the rec room.
Shao Kahn-The brian kendrick wins! Flawless victory
A man with a plan played as Kendrick started dancing around with his man Ezekiel who was at the moment crying tears of joy
Sheeva than went up to kendrick
Sheeva-You win!
Sheeva than fell to the ground in an unconscious heap
Mike Knox ran in and sniffed Sheeva and licked her
Finlay-<_<
Matt Striker->_>
Vickie Guerrero-<_<
Tommy Vercetti-Uh...........Ok
Niko Bellic-Man oh man
All of a sudden P.Jack appeared out of nowhere
Mike Knox scared-Aaaaaaaaaah Mommy
He ran out of the living room scared
Kazuya-What just happened?
Brian Kendrick-Well GasSueya P.Jack scared him
Kazuya- -_- dude my name is Kazuya not GasSueYa get it right
Brian Kendrick-Sorry Kazuya
Kazuya-O_O you got my name right praise the lords amen my brother
Jack-6-Does not compute
P.Jack-hey you Jack robot you think your better than me bring it on
Jack-6-Ladies first
P.Jack and Jack-6 got into a fight However Jack-6 won
Jack-6-Ahahahahahahahahahaha you suck
Jin Kazama Sighing-Dad tell your robot to play nice
Li Mei-well P.Jack does suck
Jin smirking-Hahahaha that's true
P.Jack-Haters!
P.Jack stuck out his steel tongue
Shang Tsung was busy talking to True Ogre
Shang Tsung-So true ogre what do you think about heihachi?
True Ogre-God bless heihachi no no no god dayamn heihachi.Heihachi was responsible for the death of Unknown for the death of My people Heihachi's chickens are coming home to roost.
Pai Chan-Shut your mouth
True Ogre-I was just talking aobut heihachi
Pai Chan-I can dig it
Lee Chaolan was busy lusting at bob's 400 Lb frame
Bob-I ain't gay bro
Lee-But i--------
Bob-Finish that and i will kick your ass
Lee-Alright morbidly obese man
Bob Angrily shoved his foot in lee's face
Lau Chan-............
Duck King[Who wasn't in this story since chapter 12]-Wahahahaha right in the kisser
Smoke in a monotone voice-Does not compute
Li Mei-Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Smoke angrily-You big meanie
Triple H-Hey um Shelton you have something on your chest
Shelton-Where
Triple h flicked Shelton benjamin's nose
Goh Hinogami-Ahahahahahahaaa
Kabal-Come-a see me again sometime Mr.golden standard-a
Shelton-What so you can do unspeakable things to me with your hookswords
Shelton rocked back and forth in a fetal position
Triple H-Kabal touched you didn't he?
Ezekiel Jackson Reptile Rain Ermac Sonya Stryker Liu Kang and Elijah Burke looked at shelton as though they pitied him
Shelton-Y-Yes
Shelton started crying
Shelton-Mama where are you?
Mama benjamin-I'am right here
Ric flair glared angrily at mama bejamin as he knew she was the one who helped her boy win the intercontinental champion.
Mama Benjamin went up to kabal however kabal removed his mask to scare her not to death
Mama Benjamin-He looks like the crypt keeper
Mavado-Crypt keepers everywherer are outraged miss
Mama Benjamin-I apologize for smearing crypt keepers ok?
Mavado-fine by me i guess
Gregory Helms funaki and Vladimir kozlov smirked |
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Chapter 52:
Sareena and Tommy Vercetti
(by Bryten, added on September 7, 2008)
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Sareena-and then this stupid fucker come from out of nowehre and has the audacity to flick my ear man oh man did i want to give him a piece omf my mind
Tommy Vercetti-Are you sure it wasn't a bee or something?
Sareena-No it was this retarded oni anyways why would it have been a bee?
Tommy Vercetti-I have no clue maybe it wanted to take a nap in your ear
Sareena-In my ear?
Tommy Vercetti-Well you know bees ......They get in all kinds of predicaments
Sareena sighing-Oh yeah?
Tommy Vercetti-Yeah don't you remember when Dragunov found one in his shoe last month
Sareena-No not really
Tommy Vercetti-It was oh so funny...those bees make me laugh
Sareena-Your a sad sad little man vercetti you realize that?
Tommy Vercetti-What cause i love bee's?
Sareena angrily-Quit it with the god damn fricking bees Vercetti
Tommy Vercetti-No one way i will have a bee and i will name it lord have mercy
Sareena-What the hell lord have mercy?
Tommy Vercetti-Hells yeah
Sareena-Bye tommy i'am gonna go find kent paul
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Chapter 53:
Jin Kazama's sweet badasssssssssss song
(by Brycel, added on September 8, 2008)
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Hwoarang-I missed you man where you been these last 5 years
Sweet-Who?
Hwoarang-Come on man remember me it's your pal Hwoarang
Sweet-I ain't got no pal named Boomerang
Hwoarang sighing-It's hwoarang fatso
Carl Johnson-Look Whoreang don't speak to my bro like that
Hwoarang-Man you guys are bugging
Jin Kazama-Shut up
Hwoarang-No
Kazuya-Please just listen to my boy and shut it
Hwoarang-Fine then Karpoolya Machinegun
Kazuya's eye started to twitch
Kazuya-Mah name is Kazuya not Karpoolya and it's Mishima not Machinegun Pal
Mavado-Hey Kabal dance
Kabal-I'd rather-a not
Mavdo-Dance or i will do it
Kabal-NO DON"T FINE I WILL-A but do not release those pictures of me kissing Jun
Kazuya-You kissed My wife much ado about nothing
Kabal-Hah?
Kazuya-Yeah i mean it i don't mind now if you had sex with my wife i'd tear you limb from limb
Kabal-Aaaah ok-a
Kabal than danced to the six flags commercial song
Kai-Awright stop
Kung Lao-Mah brother from another mother i would like to speak about Raiden mah homeboy and----------
Jin Kazama than whacked Kung Lao with the newspaper knocking him out cold
Jin Kazama-And that my friends is Jin Kazama's Sweet badasssssssssssss song
Hwoarang sarcastically-Good for you
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Chapter 54:
Big Brother
(by SandyCroton, added on September 10, 2008)
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| Sunday nights were boring for Shang Tsung and Quan Chi as they were busy playing Bingo with each other in their 20 Floor mansion in Crawley Creek West Virginia[Yes they live in virginia oh my god]B-13 said Shang Tsung Rolling his eyes in boredom.Yay i gots a bingo.Whoo-dee-doo said Shang Tsung sighing now how can we stave off our boredom.Quan Chi got an evil smile on his face as he whispered something to Shang.Great idea said Shang Tsung excitedly.They got a house in England and used their uber powers to put a force shield around it.They than teleported Brad Burns Shun Di Scotty Goldman Liu Kang Goh Hinogami Kage-Maru Santino Marella Jeff Hardy and Johnny Cage and Everybody right in front of it.Where the hell are we muttered Kage-Maru wearily.We're in a house in jolly ole england Said William smiling dreamily.Oh great said Kage-Maru sighing he tried to leave but was zapped.WTF i'am stuck Noooooooooooooooooo he took a deep breath and continued.Who did this unspeakable crime gasped Brad.I did with Shang Tsung's help said Quan Chi.Exactly Quan Chi and i were bored and we decided to torment you to stop our boredom Said Shang Tsung.I will steal your soul shouted undertaker.Sorry girly but i'am the only one who does the soul stealing.Girly said Undertaker as tears welled up in his eyes. |
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Chapter 55:
Bed assignments
(by SandyCroton, added on September 10, 2008)
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The first one to draw a paper was umaga he was very angry and shaking his head back and forth.
Umaga-Queen 1 hahahahahahahahaa
The next was Paul Phoenix
Paul Phoenix-Individual yayhaw
The next one was Goh Hinogami
Goh Hinogami-Excellent it says queen 1 i hope it means you babes Mileena Kitana Mickie James Layla and Tanya rolled their eyes in amusement
Umaga-Your sharing a bed with me
Goh paled and screamd while looking up at the ceiling-Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
A masculine voice-STFU
Ermac-Who said that?
The voice-I'am big brother but you might know me as Jarek a member of the black dragon clan
Jax-WTF jarek i'am coming for you
Jarek coldly-You can't leave fat-ass
Jax than started rocking back and forth in a fetal position
Sonya-Jarek where are you?
Jarek-At Shang Tsung and Quan Chi's mansion in crawley creek
Jarek-Anyways no complaining and no whining about having to share the bed with umaga Mr.Hinogami
Goh-Fine!
Jarek-Anyways for your first assignment you will need to make me laugh with a joke[God knows i haven't laughed since 2003]You will be doing this tomorrow but for now i must leave Shang Tsung and Quan Chi need me.
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Chapter 56:
Prototype Jack of all trades
(by Colgate, added on July 15, 2009)
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Zafina-You know This purple clothing so clashes with my fashion sense
Steve-The hell?
Zafina-First of all what self respecting person wears purple besides the 3rd street saints?
Steve-I dunno
Leo-I started the Johnny Gat fanclub on Facebook there are 565,495 People
Shaundi-Hey Zafina purple looks good on you
Pierce-Yeah man
Zafina than glared angrily at pierce and stomped off
Pierce-Shit what did i say wrong?
Johnny-What girl calls themsleves Leo?
Leo-It's pronounced Layoh Johnny Gat
Johnny-No comment
Kazuya-Listen the fuck up
Shaundi-Watch your mouth mister or i will wash it out with soap
Shaundi wagged her finger at kazuya as if she wre his mother
Kazuya-._. Alrighty then anyways my wife is not feeling well so be on your best behavior
Pierce-What she has her period?
Jun Kazama from somewhere in the house-Goddamn he's good
Kazuya-Wow pierce your good where is your boss
Boss dude with no name-Right here Kazoomeya
Kazuya-It is kazuya not kazoomeya
Boss-Alright Esse calm the fuck down
Kazuya-Watch your moth young man or shaundi will wash it out with soap
Shaundi-No he can curse he is my boss after all
Kazuya-The hell?
Ezekiel Jackson appeared out of nowhere
Ezekiel Jackson-Just to let you know Kunimitsu had an accident
Kazuya-Oh my god is she ok?
Ezekiel Jackson-Yeah
Kazuya ran into the kitchen and found Kunimitsu was trying to make breakfast but she failed and had egg on her face
Reptile-She ain't no Prototype Jack of all trades that's for sure
Ezekiel Jackson kicked Reptile in the face koing him
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Chapter 57:
Prototype Jack of all trades
(by Colgate, added on July 15, 2009)
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Zafina-You know This purple clothing so clashes with my fashion sense
Steve-The hell?
Zafina-First of all what self respecting person wears purple besides the 3rd street saints?
Steve-I dunno
Leo-I started the Johnny Gat fanclub on Facebook there are 565,495 People
Shaundi-Hey Zafina purple looks good on you
Pierce-Yeah man
Zafina than glared angrily at pierce and stomped off
Pierce-Shit what did i say wrong?
Johnny-What girl calls themsleves Leo?
Leo-It's pronounced Layoh Johnny Gat
Johnny-No comment
Kazuya-Listen the fuck up
Shaundi-Watch your mouth mister or i will wash it out with soap
Shaundi wagged her finger at kazuya as if she wre his mother
Kazuya-._. Alrighty then anyways my wife is not feeling well so be on your best behavior
Pierce-What she has her period?
Jun Kazama from somewhere in the house-Goddamn he's good
Kazuya-Wow pierce your good where is your boss
Boss dude with no name-Right here Kazoomeya
Kazuya-It is kazuya not kazoomeya
Boss-Alright Esse calm the fuck down
Kazuya-Watch your moth young man or shaundi will wash it out with soap
Shaundi-No he can curse he is my boss after all
Kazuya-The hell?
Ezekiel Jackson appeared out of nowhere
Ezekiel Jackson-Just to let you know Kunimitsu had an accident
Kazuya-Oh my god is she ok?
Ezekiel Jackson-Yeah
Kazuya ran into the kitchen and found Kunimitsu was trying to make breakfast but she failed and had egg on her face
Reptile-She ain't no Prototype Jack of all trades that's for sure
Ezekiel Jackson kicked Reptile in the face koing him
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Chapter 58:
WTF?
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Jin Kazama-Excuse me miguel?
Miguel-I love you man
Jin Kazama-After i killed your sister?
Miguel-Yes i forgive you marry me
Jin Kazama-NO!
Reptile-Awwwwwwwwwwwwww you'd make a good couple like brangelina
Jin Kazama glared angrily at reptile and uppercutted him
Miguel sadly-Now who will i date
Jin Kazama-I hear Sonya is dating
Miguel Sarcastically-Wow your such a real hero Jin
Jin Kazama-Look i'am not gay if were gay i would be wearing make-up and shoving people's heads into my crotch like adam lambert
Miguel-WTF?
Xiaoyu-Oh lawdy my jin-jin is gay
Jin Kazama-I'AM NOT GAY
Xiaoyu-Your not?
Drew Mcintyre-Aw Bruce looks like i have to pay ya $200
Bruce Irvin-Yeah Baby!
Kazuya-Um Heihachi what did your bear just do?
Heihachi-Well Kazuya my son Kuma my bear just shat on your carpet
Drew Mcintyre-No wonder it smells like dead skunk
Jun Kazama stomped overe cleaned it up with a rag and some febreze she then punched kuma in the balls
Kuma-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Alisa-That was funny now i must terminate you
Drew Mcintyre-.-.
Vickie Guerrero-I swear that robot human thingy is gonna kill us IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Jin Kazama sarcastically-oh it's such a conspiracy alright such a conspiracy i heard jessie ventura is on his way to japan to figure it out
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Chapter 59:
WTF?
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Jin Kazama-Excuse me miguel?
Miguel-I love you man
Jin Kazama-After i killed your sister?
Miguel-Yes i forgive you marry me
Jin Kazama-NO!
Reptile-Awwwwwwwwwwwwww you'd make a good couple like brangelina
Jin Kazama glared angrily at reptile and uppercutted him
Miguel sadly-Now who will i date
Jin Kazama-I hear Sonya is dating
Miguel Sarcastically-Wow your such a real hero Jin
Jin Kazama-Look i'am not gay if were gay i would be wearing make-up and shoving people's heads into my crotch like adam lambert
Miguel-WTF?
Xiaoyu-Oh lawdy my jin-jin is gay
Jin Kazama-I'AM NOT GAY
Xiaoyu-Your not?
Drew Mcintyre-Aw Bruce looks like i have to pay ya $200
Bruce Irvin-Yeah Baby!
Kazuya-Um Heihachi what did your bear just do?
Heihachi-Well Kazuya my son Kuma my bear just shat on your carpet
Drew Mcintyre-No wonder it smells like dead skunk
Jun Kazama stomped overe cleaned it up with a rag and some febreze she then punched kuma in the balls
Kuma-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Alisa-That was funny now i must terminate you
Drew Mcintyre-.-.
Vickie Guerrero-I swear that robot human thingy is gonna kill us IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Jin Kazama sarcastically-oh it's such a conspiracy alright such a conspiracy i heard jessie ventura is on his way to japan to figure it out
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Chapter 60:
Haunted Hijinxs
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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In a haunted house
Eddy-AW HELL NO I'AM SCARED
Mileena-Stfu Gordo
Eddy-who the fuck are you? these kind of places scare me
Ganryu-No chanko restaurants? what a shame
Everyone groaned at the predictability of ganryu's statements
Jack-6:I DETECT HUMANS UP AHEAD
Everyone went up ahead and saw shang tsung and shao kahn
Shao Kahn-the hell you doing in my palace?
Shang Tsung-Why shouldn't i steal your souls
Miguel-Uh free pussy and booze?
Shang Tsung and Shao kahn smiled goofily
Vance Archer-I used to be some hot shot guy in tna now i'am here what a great country outworld is
Shang Tsung-Who wants to hear lady gaga?
Miguel Eddy Mileena Vance Archer and Eric Escobar stared at shang tsung with looks of fear and revulsion on their face
Shang Tsung-Psssssssht whatever she is the greatest bisexual ever
Mileena-I thought princess kitana was the greatest bisexual ever?
Everyone-O_O
Mileena-Wha it's true she goes both ways i saw her go out with both Tanya and Hsu Hao
Kitana-That was a dare you slut
Mileena-Bimbo!
Kitana-Sharp toothed harpy
Everyone sighed at the fight going on
Mileena-Slutface
Kitana-Baraka's Ho........not that there's anything wrong with that
Mileena Growled angrily and ran off
Heihachi-Awkward! |
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Chapter 61:
Pussy and triads
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Lei wulong-Oooooh yeah this is great pussy
Lei wulong-s boss-The hell lei is that slut giving you a blowjob?
Lei-Oh sorry boss
Lei than dropkicked the slut in the face
Lei's boss-Anyways the triads have been setting up their porn websites in a childrens school you must show them that porn is not the correct thing to set up for kids
Lei-Aw great
Triad member 2-hehe these kids should know the great value of pussy
Triad member 1-like lei wulong did before his boss saw him
Triasd member 2-Yes
Meanwhile Lei Wulong and Stryker[who was never called upon to be his partner] ran in and arrested the triads and threw their porn computers in the garbage
Lei Wulong-WooooooooooooooooooT
Stryker-We rule |
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Chapter 62:
Jerishow gets jerishowed up
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Chris Jericho-You people need to realize me and big show own your collective asses we can beat any of you
Big Show-Exactly and if you think you can beat me just come up to me
Bob ran up to Big Show crushing him under his weigh and pinned him for the 1-2-3-
Announcer-Here is your winner Bob
Chris Jericho-The hell?
Big Show-Aw jesus
Kazuya-Ahhahahahahaha you got owned by fatso mcgee
Jack-6 stared amused at them
Daegon Mavado and Jin Kazama stood there smirking
Xiaoyu-I feel so alive
Jin Kazama-This mansion isn't big enough for the both of you |
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Chapter 63:
A new day
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Everyone was busy in a hotel room in a meeting bewteen Mr.Kazurai NamcosucksBigsushiballs and Ed boon the guy who works for midway
Ed boon-Everyone i ordered this meeting in order to say our new game is going to be a mortal kombat tekken virtua fighter and wwe crossover
Lars-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lars started sucking his thumb
Kazurai Namocsucksbigsushiballs-Yes and we are going to call it the biggest crossover game in like omg forever
Heihachi-So who is gonna be in it
Tony Goskie-You all are ya old bastard
Shelton Benjamin-Mr.Goskie will their be gore and bones in this game?
Tony Goskie-No it will be a gameshow in the vein of who wants to be a millionaire and i will be the host
Bob-Where's the fun in that
Yeah agreed Wang Baek Devil Jin Natalya JTG Shad and Luke Gallows
Tony Goskie-If you guys question me i will feed you to my pet shark with laser beams attached to their fricking foreheads
CM Punk-do you even have sharks with frickin laser beams
Tony Goskie-No
Goh Hinogami-This better be a good game
Tony Goskie-Oh it is
Umaga's ghost-It better be
Tony Goskie-IT IS
Xiaoyu-Wow we're gonna be stars
Vince Mcmahon-Wasn't these has-beens 15 minutes of fame up 15 minutes ago?
Marduk angrily-Has-been has-been?
Steve Fox-calm down
Leo-Awesome i have always loved game shows
Kazuya was busy sleeping through the whole thing until Ed boon slapped his hand down on the table waking him up
Ed boon-Were you paying attention?
Kazuya-Uh no i heard there was a video game bringing the wwe mortal kombat tekken and virtual fighter together in the vein of who wants to be a millionaire
Ed boon-Yes
Quan Chi-this sucks
Feng Wei-yeah what he said
Tony goskie smacked the both of them
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Chapter 64:
Part 2
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Ed boon-Also Jin Kazama Miguel Zafina Brad Burns Jean Kujo Taka-Arashi zand Kunimitsu will join you
Miguel-Have you been read your last rights?
Ed Boon muttering underneath his breath-Jackass
Miguel-I heard that
Ed boon-Btw downstairs in the hotel lobby is some free food and porn so feel free to og down there
Zafina-Porn? didn't lei wulong just bust some fishy triads for a porn ring a month ago
Lei-No that was school porn
Zafina-Oh |
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Chapter 65:
Pandamonium
(by Srt8, added on December 9, 2009)
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Panda angrily stared at kuma
Panda-YOU FRICKIN AHOLE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU I HATE YOUE BITCHASS
Kuma had a sweatdrop on his head
the anger cross on panda's head threatened ot engulf her head
Panda than staarted attacking kuma
Tanya-Aw fuck
Jade-Remember you bitch that is what will happen to you when i get my hands on you for betraying edenia
Tanya-Do i look like a lesbian to you |
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Chapter 66:
Heihachi's Magical Mystery Tour
(by Miguel, added on December 25, 2009)
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Heihachi-Welcome to my magical mystery tour what can i do you for?
Everyone was busy staring at heihachi's outfit which consisted of a gold studded shirt with gemstones on it and rhinestone glasses
Kazuya-Heihachi what the hell are you wearing?
Heihachi-Hush boy before i show you a picture of drahmin in a bikini
Taven P.Jack CM Punk Eric Escobar and Jack Swagger threw up in their mouths
Heihachi-Anyway welcome to my magical mystery tour feel free to go into the kitchen
Everyone went into a kitchen and was promptly bombarded by a rush of colors
Li Mei-Aw fuck this is like my acid trips during junior high
Armor King the 2nd-Mah eyes are blinded
When the colors stopped everybody saw drahmin in a bikini and wearing lipstick
Lei wulong-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Miguel-I'am too sexy for this
King the 2nd-DADDY!
Everyone then woke up
King the 2nd-It was just a frickin nightmare
Kazuya-Obviously it was now i feel this overwhelming urge to jam a fire poker up heihachi's nose and pull his brains out
Marduk-What brains?
Kazuya-Good point marduk
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Chapter 67:
The first sign of evil is pubic hair
(by Aceinthehole, added on December 28, 2009)
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Luke Gallows-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ermac-What is it Gallows?
Luke Gallows pointed a shaking finger at the bathtub
Luke Gallows screaming-P-Pubic hair
Ermac's eyes widened as he sat down on the floor sucking his thumb
John Cena-Yo what's----------------
Cena saw Drahmin's pubic hair and fainted
Ermac-It's horrible Oni pubic hair is evil
Luke Gallows-More evil than shao kahn
Shao Kahn-Something more evil than me blasphemy foolish-----------
Shao Kahn's eyes widened in fear as he ran down the hall crying like a fraidy cat
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Michelle Mccool-Jin where is piggie?
Jin Kazama-Who?
Layla-Don't play dumb
Jin Kazama-Piggie james?
Layla-Yeah that bytch
Michelle Mccool-OMFG someone died my shirt purple
Layla-Damn you piggie james to hell!
Jin Kazama Smirked as a smiling mickie james came running into the living room
Layla-You gots to be kidding?
Jax-Dude that was so awesome
Jax and mickie high fived each other
Marduk-Who the fuck?
Layla-I will slap your ass
Mickie James-Don't make me show you a picture of Drahmin in a bikini
Everyone shuddered at the thought of the skinless oni in a bikini
Sektor-I have oh god i may have nightmares
Jin Kazama-Me too thanks a lot mickie you frickin idiot
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Marduk-Um i heard that when a mommy and daddy plug their vajajays into each other it makes babies
Katie Lea Burchill sarcastically-I did not know that no way your gonna tell me the sky is blue next?
Ogre-It has been a long time since i surfaced in this story
Ermac-STFU
Bo rai cho took a drink of his liquor
Luke Gallows-NO you must be straight edge
Bo rai cho wacked gallows over the head with his stick thingy
CM Punk-Ya see i have a new straight edge friend named Beauregard Emmons say hi to everyone
Beauregard-Hello everyone i'am a chanko chef
CM Punk-Ganryu?
Beauregard-Who?
Luke Gallows-Ganryu is the only chanko chef i know of you dopeshat
Ganryu-Alright ya got me
Luke lifted him up and hit his Gallow poll move on him
Kazuya-What a joke
Noob Saibot groped Katie Lea's ass getting Paul burchill's boot in his face
Ganryu than got up and started a fight with Gallows
Tommy Vercetti-I wonder who will win Ganryu or Gallows?
Luke Gallows stood triumphantly over Ganryu whilst CM Punk was rubbing his arms
Hwoarang-BROKEBACK!
Luke snorted as he and CM Punk basked in their victory
Lars was busy talking to the bella twins |
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Chapter 70:
Life is hard when your boyfriend keeps talking about his harley
(by Jinkazamacondomman, added on January 9, 2010)
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Miz-I have this new harley i bought with my hard earned money isn't that cool Moloch?
Moloch stood at him blankly and smacked him in the head with his massive hand
Maryse-WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR HARLEY YOU IDIOT BEFORE I SHOVE THIS CHAIR UP YOUR ASS
Jin-What's up with you today?
Mileena Katie Lea Lee Combot Mokujin Eddy Lars and Shun di had sweat drops on their heads
Roger Jr-Mommy the french lady with the massive tits is scaring me
Forrest Law-O_O
Maryse-O_O
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Chapter 71:
Anna spelled backwars is Um Anna
(by Botred, added on April 14, 2010)
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Anna Williams-NINA YOU EFFING CUNT WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TANK TOP?
Nina Williams laughing-Well me eddy and nina thought why not write i want to trade sex for food in pink pen so i ran it by them and they thought it was a good iea
Eddy-Yeah the look on your face is priceless
Daegon-I like seeing the look of pure loathing and contempt on your face
Anna lunged att nina and got into another cat fight
Ogre-Heh my money is on anna
Dampierre-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh women on women action
Mitsurugi-Too bad me and taki can't do that
Taki than smacked mitsurugi across the face with a open handed strike
Taki-Pervert
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Chapter 72:
Lili's daddy said knock you out
(by Botred, added on April 14, 2010)
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Dampierre-Man after that donnybrook last night between the williams sister i cannot wait to see what happens tonight
Nina Williams-Hopefully you can get laid by someone other than Sophitia?
Sophitia gave Nina a dirty look
Dampierre was about to open his mouth but decided that it was unwise to do so and just turned towards where lili was
Lili-Mama said knock you out
Lili's daddy-Yeah mama said knock you out wait what Lili your grounded for making your mother look like a horrible person
True Ogre-It's just the name of a song
Lili's daddy-Huh oh wait never mind
Drew Mcintyre-Effing idiot
Jin Kazama-Does your father have to put in a lot of effort to be stupid?
Xiaoyu-Your dad is a dreaded imbecile
Lili's Daddy-Are you sure ok using such big boy words?
Xiaoyu squaked angrily
Jack Swagger-I'am an champon and an all american-------------
Frost-STFU
Christie-Yeah you idiot
Tanya Burped
Baraka Snarled angrily for some reason
Talim and Chavo guerrero shook their heads in disbelief |
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Chapter 73:
Nina Nightmare and a lady gaga CD
(by Botred, added on April 14, 2010)
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Nina-All righ i bought something
Nightmare-What is it human?
Nina-Just watch it
All of a sudden Lady gaga appeared on the TV singing telephone
Nightmare-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH no the horror make it stop
Nina-O_O Jeebus
P.Jack-What the shit?
Chavo Guerrero-Doesn't inspire confidence in me
True Ogre-Me neither human
Dampierre-OMG LADY GAGA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'AM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES?
Nightmare chuckled and then shuddered in disgust |
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Chapter 74:
That man
(by Poodle, added on April 22, 2010)
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Kitana-Kunimitsu i know you think about him
Kunimitsu-Who?
Kitana-Yoshimitsu
Kunimitsu-WTF why would i date that jerkoff?
Kitana-I dunno rivalries make for some unusual dates i mean Jax has the hots for Kira who is a member of the black dragon clan
Kunimitsu-Really?
Jax-Yeah Kira is one hot mama
Kira-Yeah me and Jax are lovers we have the chemistry and i hope we can get married?
Sonya-Unbelievable :O
Kira-Sonya your just jealous that i can get a date
Sonya-No i'am not i'am just suprised jax accepted
Kira-Yeah me too but actually Kano set us up on the date
Sonya-O_O WTF?
Kira-Yeah he did
Sonya-OMG Kano?
True Ogre-Wow i thought kano hated you guys
Kano-I do but Kira and Jax make a lovely couple
Sonya-Hell has frozen over because i agree with Kano
Kano-That isn't the sonya i thought i knew
Kira-Wow thanks Sonya that isn't like you
Anna Williams-What about me Kano why can't you play miss susie matchmaker with me
Frost-The phrase is miss susie homemaker |
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Chapter 75:
Freefall
(by Popeye, added on May 1, 2010)
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Shang Tsung-Aaaaaaaaaaargh Reptile what the hell?
Reptile-I'am sorry Ssssssssssssir but i couldn't hold it in
Shang Tsung-You coulda killed me with your corrosive piss you beeyotch
Reptile-Oooooooooooooooooooopsssssssssssssssss
Lei wulong-What the hell? Reptile you sicko you peed on the floor
Reptile-No the weewee pad
Tanya-Wow just wow i have tried to potty train my husband and i couldn't
Reptile-How old issssssssssssss he
Tanya-He's 105
Wang Jinrei-Tanya sweetie can you get me the bran flakes
Tanya-Yes my cuddly muffin
Reptile-What the shit?
Reptile singing-I'am just freefalling dude i need you to lend me your ears---------
Raiden-Johnnyboughtacar
Raiden then did his torpedo move thingy on reptile causing him to nearly fall ot the window
Johnny Cage-I bought a car sweet
Kazuya then did a lightning screw uppercuty on johnny cage
Bo rai cho farted
Khameleon tried to breathe but found the noxious fumes were hurting her |
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Chapter 76:
Johnny Cage's new movie
(by Popeye, added on May 1, 2010)
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Johnny Cage-I got gabourey sidibe to star in my new movie she is so awesome?
Heihachi-Oh really if she is so awesome than how come she hasn't been returnng my phone calls?
Johnny Cage-Please she ain't into 290 year old diaper wearing idiots ok?
Heihachi growled angrily and was about to punch cag in the face but missed and instead hit Kazuya in the balls
Kazuya held his crotch in pain and gave a murderous glare towards heihachi
Kazuya transfored into devil and zapped him in the balls
Cody Rhodes-O.O What the hell?
Tommy Vercetti-Hey i wish i could be a devil and zap my enemies to death
Roman Bellic-You and me both vercetti
Kazuya-Meh
Baraka-Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Li Mei-What the fuck?
John Cena-Wow Baraka you might wake up the dead
Jin Kazama-My mom was already woken up the day the author revived her
Author-No breaking the 4th wall
The author than gave Jin a DDT through a table
Roger Jr.-WTF?
Jin woke up and got into a fight with the author
Dampierre-I came all the way here just to see two assholes fighting?
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Chapter 77:
how's that reptiley buisnessy thingy working for ya?
(by Money, added on May 4, 2010)
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Liu Kang-Tommy you douschebag!
Tommy Vercetti-Who the hell do you think you are turkeyboy?
Liu Kang-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaaaaaah
Tommy Vercetti-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaah
Liu and Tommy kicked each other in the face however Tommy also kicked liu in the nuts causing him to fall over in pain
Shang Tsung Mavado and Kazuya cheered Tommy
Caylen Croft and Trent Barretta-We are the dude----------
Shang Tsung-Stfu before i steal your soul chump
Tommy Vercetti-Anyways i heard reptile is a buisnessmen now
Shang Tsung-O_O Really?
Reptile-Yes buy this reptile doll for $26.99
Shao Kahn then threw his shoe at reptile
Heihachi Ogre Alisa Shujinko Hsu Hao and Lars stared at Reptile's unconscious body |
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Chapter 78:
Dudleys anger problem
(by Money, added on May 11, 2010)
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Dudley-Sir you really do not want to make me angry
Balrog laughing-Aw hell naw this idiot is threatening me whatchu gonna do if i make you angry throw a cup of tea at me
Quan Chi-Aw god
Raiden-Will you two ninnies shut up already
Balrog-No lord thunderpants this poseur threatened me
Dudley uttered a snarl which would make a caveman jealous and lunged at balrog puncing hm in the balls
Balrogs eyes widened in pain as he clutched his balls
Drew Mcintyre-Owch!
Tommy Vercetti-Damn Balrog your one unlucky soul
Undertaker-Souls where?
Tommy Vercetti->_> um what?
Roger Jr-Bloody bloke got his balls smashed in
Dampierre-Your making this bloody bloke angry you stupid kangaroo
Jade-Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Juri Han-No Adon i will not have a taste of your turkey
Adon-Aw come on----------------
Jri han bitch slapped adon
Sagat-Hot diggity damn
Liu Kang-Hey fei long why don't you me and the law family just pack up and leave this god forsaken hellhole
Kazuya-You dare insult my mansion you fool i will own joo!
T.Hawk-Kazuya just shut up because honestly i'am this close to throwing you into another volcano
Kazuya started bawling like a little bytch
T.Hawk smirked
El Fuerte-No way you made kazuya cry amigo!
T.Hawk-Yeah honestly Jun needs a beter husband
Jin Kazama-Yeh dad your a beta male
Evryone gasped at the insult
Kazuya-Beta male? oh it's on
Natalya-Oh god
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Chapter 79:
Vega and the chapter with the small penis
(by Money, added on May 11, 2010)
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Liu Kang-I don't understand vega why don't you go out to the beach when it's hot out?
Vega-Um er well i have a problem?
Liu Kang-What?
Vega-well i have a small penis
Liu kang-O_O oh
Everyone started laughing
Vega angrily-Stop it or i will throw a hissy fit |
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Chapter 80:
In the wilderness with ryu
(by Money, added on May 18, 2010)
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El Fuerte-Why are we in the wilderness?
Mileena-The hell if i knew
Kazuya-We're camping out
Karin Kanzuki-Yes that's all good and stuff Mr.Mishima but why do i have to be seen with these peons?
Hakan was about to open his mouth to insult Karin but decided to keep his mouth shut
Shang Tsung-Commoner? Do you know who i'am i'am a soul stealing sorcerer i----
Karin Kansuki-So what you can steal souls your still a commoner
Shang Tsung stomped off to go get some food
5 hours later
Hakan-Where is Shang Tsung?
Kazuya went off to find him and found out he was busy stealing the souls of animals
Kazuya angrily-You idiot go get the food god damn it
Shang Tsung-I already have it in my bag
Kazuya-Oh :o
Shang Tsung then ran off ot the campsit
Karin Kansuki-Where werre you commoner?
Shang Tsug-Busy having sex with your mom
P.Jack Jarek Kira Adon Juri Han and Abel were busy rolling on the floor laughing
Karin Kansuki-Why would my mom have sex with you?
Shang Tsung-Because i'am a beast in the bed
Karin Kansuki then went up to Shang Tsung and proceeded to kick him in the nuts
Liu Kang threw up
Dampierre-Aw god he threw up on me
Dampierre went to the restroom to change into new clothes
Dampierre came out in a T-shirt that read I'am with stupid
Dampierre tripped over a log and laned head first into Krin Kansuki's bosom this earned him a big slap in the face
Sakura-Ryu we're in the wilderness camping out together OMG
Ryu sarcastically-Yeah OMG BFF LOL
Karin Kansuki-Yo crimson viper
Crimson Viper-What is it Karin?
Karin Kansuki-Who do you love?
Crimson Viper-I love Ryu
Sakura-Aw hell no i'am gonna bust a cap in yo ass
Hakan Cracker Jack and Juri han just stared at sakura like this >_>
meanwhile everyone ate their Peanut butter sandwiches in silence as there would be no fire cause of hakan who was busy giving Remy and Yoshimitsu angry looks for caling him a poseur |
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Chapter 81:
Straight edge Pugilist
(by Money, added on May 21, 2010)
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C.M. Punk and Dudley were busy boxing until luke distracted dudley allowing CM punk to beat him
Dudley angrily-UNBELIEVABLE YOUR ASS CHEATED GUV!
Drahmin-Shut up
Dudley-No
C.M. Punk-Well you british pugilist i won get over it
Dudley-Your lover luke gallows distracted me
Luke Gallows-I'am not gay though
Dudley-Coulda fooled me
Yoshi Tatsu-So luke your not gay?
Luke Gallows growled and gave the gallows poll to yoshi tatsu
Kazuya-Hey now no need to act like that
Noob Saibot-Yeah now it's time for me to olbiterate my liver with alcohol
Kazuya narrowed his eyes at saibot causing him to whimper
C.M. Punk-You know what Saibot killing your liver is bad why not join straight---------
T.Hawk threw a can of peas at CM Punk hitting him in the arm
C.M Punk-What?
Tanya-I was cheating on saibot with this 105 yr old loser
Noob Saibot-So you were just pretending to be my wife you homewrecker
Noob took out his shurikens and plowed them into tanyas skull
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Chapter 82:
I'am the red psycho
(by Money, added on May 21, 2010)
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Zangief-I'am the red---
Cody Travers-He is the red psycho
Cody Rhodes Hugo Ibuki and Adon giggled
Zangief-Look young man you interrupt me i will pull your brain out
Cody Travers sat down and shut his mouth
Zangief-Yes i have some good news
Tommy Vercetti-You finally shaved that hair off ya chest?
Zangief-No
Ken Rosenburg-You finally got a girlfriend
Zangief-NO!
Kazuya Mishima-You finally quit hitting on my wife?
Zangief-No i never hit on your wife comrade Kazuzu
Kazuya-It's kazuya
Zangief-Oh sorry
Zangief-I have finally found out the true identity of Shackmalee Alransoon
Tommy Vercetti-Who?
Zangief-Shackmalee Alransoon is really Dhalsim's name when he went undercover
Liu Kang-Undercover for what?
Zangief-He went undercover to find out why shadoloo owned brothels were poppng up all over india
Shuma Gorath-Brothels? I'am jealous of this shadoloo why cant they ever build a brothel in my dimension
Zangief-Um maybe because it is unstable?
El Fuerte-Dhalsim went undercover?
Dhalsim-Yes and the reason why there were shadoloo owned brothels in india is because bison is a pimp
Reptile Sarcastically-No really? i thought he was a rapper
Everyone shuddered at the picture of bison wearing baggy pants and gold teeth
Dhalsim bitch slapped Reptile
Shao Kahn-You know we do not have brothels we have sex slaves where i come from
Rufus-Um isn't that illegal?
Shao Kahn-Yes it is but when i'am the ruler of outworld i can do whatever i want
Ogre-Even rape Shang Tsung?
Shao Kahn-Yes i could
Shang Tsung slapped Ogre
Bo Rai Cho-Zangief how are ya?
Zangief-I'am fine ya know being a red cyclone is pretty tiring but if it makes the kids pleased i will do it
Cody Travers-I'am the red psycho
Zangief then powerbombed Cody travers through a table Knocking him out
Zangief than went on talking to Bo rai Cho as if nothing happened
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Chapter 83:
East ghost style
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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King Jerrod's ghost-Shao kahn?
Shao Kahn-Whatchu want?
King Jerrod-Yu killed me so now i will get some payback
King Jerrod than was about to kick him but realized he went through him
King Jerrod-Aw crud
Shao Kahn-You went right through me? I win
King Jerrod-Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ibuki-Um what just happened?
Shao Kahn-King jerrod went right through me i won!
Dudley-So this is some guy you killed in order to get to his wife sir?
Shao Kahn-Yes too bad my loving wife sindel now abhors my very being
Sindel-You killed my husband with a picture of michal jackson you sicko
Shao Kahn-Baaaaaah!
Dudley-Sir do you have any shame and decency at all?
Shao Kahn Happily-No i do not!
Adon-No wonder why your so happy about killing ome royal king dude!
Adon-Now i must go to japan for a muay thai tournament
Kano-Your in japan Adon you really have no sense of drection at all do you?
Adon- Aaaaaaaaaaah alright
Mavado-Did you have brain damage
Kazuya-Be quiet i'am trying to sleep
Adon-This place is a quaint hotel ain't it?
Juri Han-Yes it is |
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Chapter 84:
East ghost style
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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King Jerrod's ghost-Shao kahn?
Shao Kahn-Whatchu want?
King Jerrod-Yu killed me so now i will get some payback
King Jerrod than went right through him
King Jerrod-Aw crud
Shao Kahn-You went right through me? I win
King Jerrod-Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ibuki-Um what just happened?
Shao Kahn-King jerrod went right through me i won!
Dudley-So this is some guy you killed in order to get to his wife sir?
Shao Kahn-Yes too bad my loving wife sindel now abhors my very being
Sindel-You killed my husband with a picture of michal jackson you sicko
Shao Kahn-Baaaaaah!
Dudley-Sir do you have any shame and decency at all?
Shao Kahn Happily-No i do not!
Adon-No wonder why your so happy about killing ome royal king dude!
Adon-Now i must go to japan for a muay thai tournament
Kano-Your in japan Adon you really have no sense of drection at all do you?
Adon- Aaaaaaaaaaah alright
Mavado-Did you have brain damage
Kazuya-Be quiet i'am trying to sleep
Adon-Man too bad this hotel doesn't have some cheap wine
C.M. Punk was about to open his mouth but was kneed in the head by adon
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Chapter 85:
At the waterfront
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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Johnny Cage-Come on balrog i know being single sucks but you gotta get over it
Balrog sadly-Sure
Johnny Cage-and nothing eases the tension but having a sweet lady in your arms
Crimson Viper Smirked
Johnny Cage-Hey gorgeous want me to autograph your body parts?
Crimson Viper took out some Pepper spray and sprayed cage in the eyes
Balrog-Was that Crimson Viper?
Balrog thinking to himself-Oh how i would like to strangle that b-list has been
Johnny Cage-Awwwwwwww man look at the size of that lady's wide stance...........Um Rose?
Rose-What do you want?
Johnny Cage-Um i'am sorry i have to think with my head instead of my sex drive
Rose-Um yeah anyways balrog i have a mission for you
Balrog-Does it involve beating Johnny cage here and dunking him into the water
Rufus-Why the hell am i posing nude at the waterfront?
Balrog-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew i have to see your manparts?
Rose-Dude put some clothes on you sicko
Lei Wulong-Your under arrest for indecent exposure.
Shao Kahn-You foolish mortal don't you dare touch me with your oil covered skin
Hakan-Aaaaaaaaaah i thought we could be friends
Shao Kahn-NO!
Hakan-But i bought this shirt for you see
Shao Kahn saw the shirt and then fainted
Hakan-Aw-wa |
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Chapter 86:
Shao Kahns new low
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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Liu Kang-You know i thought shao kan was evil but this time he has sunk to a new low
Heihachi Mishima-What did he do?
Liu Kang-He had a lot of nerve to insult me as a bruce lee clone
Fei Long-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Liu Kang-Yeah let's go and kick his frickin ass
Fei Long-Sure
Meanwhile
Shao Kahn-You weak pathetic fool
T.Hawk-Let's get this fight over with so liu kang and fei long can whip yo ass
Shao Kahn-Round 1 fight!
T.Hawk proceeded to throw shao kahn in the water automatically winning
Fei Long-T.Hawk where is shao kahn?
T.Hawk-I threw him in the water
Liu Kang-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
T.Hawk-Dude stop that your trying to make me deaf ain't ya?
Liu Kang-Sorry T.Hawk
Raiden-Hey you liu kang i need your help
Liu Kang-What do ya want?
Raiden-S.I.N has come back and is under new leadership
Liu Kang-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
T.Hawk-Oh for the love of god |
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Chapter 87:
Free as S.I.N.
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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Raiden-through this portal Liu.
Raiden-Here we are
Liu Kang-This is S.I.N.'s hideout
Noob Saibot-Welcome liu to my new hideout
Juri Han-Hmmmmmmmmm you look to be in good shape
Liu Kang-Noob saibot now leads S.I.N. how outrageous
Noob Saibot-Yes now juri fight liu kang
Liu Kang-GobbleGobbleGobble
Juri Han-You have a weird voice
Liu Kang-Waaaaaaaaaaaatangtitttttttties
Juri Han-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Liu and Juri were about to strike however someone knocked liu out
Juri Han-I won
Noob Saibot-Goddamn it Drahmin
Drahmin-What?
Noob Saibot-Apologize
Drahmin-I apologize for not kicking liu in his balls |
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Chapter 88:
Cammy full of grace
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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Liu Kang-Aaaaaaaaargh my head where am i?
Cammy-Your in a hospital
Cammy-Hmmmmmmm wake up mister
Liu Kang-Waaaaaaaaaaaah?
Cammy->_> Do you always make that noise?
Liu Kang-Who are you?
Cammy-I'am cammy white and i heard some intel that noob saibot is the leader of S.I.N.
M.Bison-Hahahah you said noob
Cammy-Excuse me for a moment
Cammy than threw M.Bison into a pack of feral shokan
Liu Kang-Where did that pit of feral shokan come from?
Cammy-I have this Instant pit of feral shokan just add water
Cammy-Anyways tell me all you know about saibot?
Liu Kang-He was killed by scorpion in an act of vengance cause he killed scorpion's clan because now he is the supreme leader of darkness also known as the leader of S.I.N. he also wants to kill his younger brother or was it he wanted to marry him?
Cammy-All righty than heal your wounds
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Chapter 89:
From Hero To Sub-Zero
(by Money, added on May 26, 2010)
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Sub-Zero-Hmmmmmmmmmmmm if i were to ask out Kitana i wonder what would happen
Liu Kang-Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Liu than mauled Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero-Aaaaaaaaaah omg my liver my spleen my medulla oblongata
Balrog-What the christ?
Kuma-Hey panda wanna go---
Panda angrily-For the last time you idiot i do not want to go out with you now shut the hell up
Vega-Oooooh! Rejected!
Kuma-Screw you vega
Liu Kang-Did you here Noob Saibot was the new leader of S.I.N.
Raiden-He is?
Chun-Li-I always knew that S.I.N. wanted to keep people in the dark.........you see what i did there?
Gen-This has long day written all over it
Taven-noob Saibot is now the leader of S.I.N. i fear if he can get his hand on some nuclear weapon this world as we know it will come to a stifling halt
El Fuerte-It's Super dynamic-----
Stryker than tasered El Fuerte
El Fuerte-Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
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Chapter 90:
repent of your Otherworldly S.I.N.
(by Money, added on June 6, 2010)
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Noob Saibot-Juri i need some tea
Juri Han-Why?
Noob Saibot-Helps me think a lot better than i alreardy do
Juri Han-Fine
Noob Saibot-Reiko,Sheeva get over here
Reiko-Yes noob?
M.Bison-Heh the man with a girls name said noob
Reiko-Didn't cammy throw you into a pit of feral shokan
M.Bison-I'am no ordinary man i'am the heihachi mishima of the street fighter world
Sheeva-Hmmmmmmmmmmm so did you throw your son down a ravine?
M.Bison-I don't have a son
Noob Saibot-Primo take out the trash
Primo Colon-Yes master i will do as you say
Primo picked up M.Bison and threw him into a pit of horny tarkatans
M.Bison-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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Chapter 91:
Back Alley Throwdown
(by Money, added on June 8, 2010)
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Lee Chaolan-I hope you have had a good time Kazuya because i'am at my wits end whatcha find out Kazuya?
Kazuya-That there are a lot more junkies and momma boys here than in japan we need some info from the streets
Lee Chaolan-There is this british guy named dudley he knows this place like the back of his head
Kazuya-Well let's hope he ain't anacephalic like the last guy i met
Dudley was busy touching sheeva's ass
Dudley-Where'd you come from? I've been looking for some devil possessed guy for the last 7 years guv
Kazuya-Looking for some british dude
Dudley-The name is dudley and i'am the governor around here. I sort things out if you know what i mean and i think you do. Don't worry sheeva i will come back to your place eventually
Kazuya-Get lost ya butch shemale
Dudley-Wha?
Kazuya-You must be dudley! my inferior metrosexual brother send me here
Dudley-Ah yes that lee chaolan guy is fruitier than fruit punch
Kazuya-Yeah yeah everyone aroud here is a comedian i'am looking for my father heihachi mishima who has seemed to gone missing.
Dudley-Alright dude calm down i saw the old guy in an alley he was busy mumbling about how he will destroy some wretched tourney thingy
Kazuya-That's my dad alright he suffers from alzheimers
Kazuya-I will be seeing you around
Kazuya then drove to An alley in Metro city
Heihachi-What do you want kazuya?
Kazuya-I want you to come with me and quit your jibbering you senile old swine
Meanwhile Drahmin Taven and Tommy Vercetti got into a fight again
Kazuya got into a fight with heihachi and knocked him out and put him in the back of his Saleen S7 and drove to his house
Lee Chaolan-Where was he?
Kazuya-In an alley mumbling about some wretched tourney |
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Chapter 92:
All hands and paws on deck
(by Money, added on June 8, 2010)
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On a boat docked in Japan
Heihachi-Kuma under certain circumstances i could accept you going to fight that Reekozoid paul but this is indefensible
Kuma-I wanna beat the worlds self proclaimed toughest fighter
Heihachi-SILENCE! i needed you to buy me new diapers and this is how you repay me by going to start another pointless donnybrook with paul phoenix
Tommy Vercetti-Hey shut your mouth gramps me and lee Chaolan are busy
Heihachi-Busy pleasuring yourselves?
Tommy Vercetti->_> NO!
Heihachi-Anyways Kuma i must punish you you must go to bed without dinner
Alisa Bosconovitch-Oh this is so awesome today i finally get---
Heihachi than smacked Alisa
Paul Phoenix-Is that old senile bastard getting outrageously outraged at me owning his bear's kester
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Chapter 93:
Good yaoi sites
(by Money, added on June 11, 2010)
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Jin Kazama-What the hell is this?
Sarona Snuka-What?
Jin Kazama-These frickin fanfic writers are making stories involving me and marduk having romantic liaisons
Sarona Snuka-Why is that a problem?
Jin Kazama angrily-My name ain't hwoarang sarona i do not have a thing for stinky sweaty hairy primitive gorillas
Marduk-HEY!
Hwoarang-Yeah i do not go that way you emo bastard
Cody-What did i do to you?
Paul Phoenix-Man i asked for my big mac and you incompetents didn't get it for me
Kazuya-Dude this ain't mcdonalds >.>
Paul Phoenix-Well then where the frick is my refund
Gay Tony-What are you whining about?
Paul Phoenix-I'am THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE
Luis Fernando Lopez-Dude i might be deaf
Shang Tsung-I found a good yaoi site involvin Shao Kahn Kano slash fics it is called www.Goodyaoi.com
Kano-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shao KAhn-DIE!
Shao Kahn than smashed shang tsung's head in |
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Chapter 94:
Kombative Friends
(by Ernesto, added on July 14, 2010)
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Goro-YOU MORON YOU ALMOST GOT YOUR FOOT IN MY HAMBURGER
Havik-EXCUSE FUCKIN ME
Havik ate his hamburger fastly causing him to choke
Havik started thrashing about for air
Jimmy Uso than preformed the heimlich on havik causing the hamburger to get dislodged fgrom his throat and smacking scorpion in the face
Scorpion-Sonuva
Havik than went back to eating his hamburger
El fuerte ate his hamburger too
Vince Mcmahon walked towards the kitchen but tripped over a chair that was put out
Drahmin Vance Archer ''Dashing Cody Rhodes'' Primo and Alicia Fox started laughing
Vince Mcmahon-SCREW YOU YOUR FIRED
Drahmin-But i don't work for you
Vince Mcmahon-Oh sorry anyways i have something to say i didn't screw bret,bret screwed bret
Tanya-I knew those canadians were sick but this takes the cake
David Hart Smith glared angrily at Tanya
Tyson Kidd punched tanya in the face
Tanya-Ow my groin!
Tyson Kidd->.>
Natalya-At least i didn't betray my homeland to some guy who looks like he came out of clown school
Carlito-Ooooooooooooooooooooh natalya insulted you
Tanya than glared at her newest best friend and started attacking him
Prio snuck up behind and wacked her in the head with a pan
Tanya-Ow my brain!
Tanya than lunged at primo and he smashed her in the head koing her
Noob Saibot-Return to HQ primo
Primo-yes sir
Primo than went through a portal and returned to the S.I.N. HQ in texas |
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Chapter 95:
Great moogly woogly
(by Ernesto, added on July 14, 2010)
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Mileena was busy jogging when all of a sudden she bumped into Shang Tsung and Curt Hawkins
Mileena-What the i'am jogging out here?
Shang Tsung in a southern accent-why sure you are darlin
Mileena-Why are you speaking in a southern accent
Shang Tsung in his southern accent-Does that really matter?
Curt Hawkins-Exactly me and shang tsung have started a new deadly alliance
Vance Archer-Oh you have have ya?
Shang Tsung in his souther accent-Where were you?
Vance Archer-out to the store ot get cookies and snacks and some cheeseburgers
Curt Hawkins-Yay
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Chapter 96:
Are you serious?
(by Leon, added on January 27, 2011)
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Hwoarang-Dolph how can you be in love with Vickie?
Dolph-Are you serious she is hot sexy and looks good when taking a shower?
Jin Ibuki Adon Seth and Li Mei had horrified looks on their face
Makoto-I said EXCUSE ME I said EXCUSE ME Don't you dare ever get in the way of me and the all you can eat buffet
Vulcano Rosso gave a laughing Makoto a high five
Vickie Guerrero-HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY WEIGHT!
Niko Bellic-Oh god stop yelling you sound like a shrill baboon.
Roma Bellic Juri Han and Bernie Crane Started laughing.
Vickie Guerrero-Fuck you i'am going to eat as Vickie went up to the all you can eat buffet and picked out a hamburger and some fries
Vickie than start down ate the hamburger in one second and gobbled down the fries in 2 minutes.
El Fuerte dropped his hot dog in shock as T.Hawk just stood there with a disturbed look on his face as he held his Pizza to his mouth.
Dolph-Don't worry Vickie they are just jealous
T.Hawk-Jealous of that thing?
T.Hawk and El Fuerte started laughing.
Meanwhile Alberto Del Rio was trying to flirt with Rose but was not having as much success
Alberto Del Rio-Come on please i love you very much
Rose-No thanks i do not date losers like you
Ricardo Rodgriuez squeaked as Rufus Squeezed his ass
Ricardo-What the hell is wrong with your fat fucking ass?
Rufus-Sorry when i get nervous i squeeze people's ass you understand right mah homeboi?
Ricardo Rodriguez-Your an moron.
Alberto Del Rio-Hey fatty will you leave my ring announcer alone
Stryker Kung Lao Jackson Andrews and Mason Ryan were busy talking about their love lifes
when an angry Ricardo Rodrgiuez started tazing Rufus. |
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Chapter 97:
The Importance of being Triple H
(by Leon, added on February 28, 2011)
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Triple H-Uh Kabal are you ready?
Kabal-No I'am not so keep your shirt on.
Triple H-It is on you idiot!
Kabal-Well don't take it off
Triple H-Why would i take my shirt off?
Kabal-Don't question my logic.
Triple H-Your as logical as Jivatma is literate.
Jivatma-Hey that was uncalled for.
Triple H-Holy hell where did you come from?
Jivatma-I came from the basement Kazuya wanted me to help him
Triple H-With what?
Jivatma-We're having a party.
Kabal-I love partys
Triple H-Let's go down the stairs.
As soon as Kabal and Triple H arrived in the basement they were treated to watching Hyena get in a fight with Kratos over the last Hot dog.
Kratos-That was my hot dog.
Hyena-Well too bad you snooze you lose.
Duke-Please stop my temples are throbbing.
Hyena went to Slap Kratos but instead slapped Duke
Lien Neville Stryker Bo Rai cho and Alberto Del Rio started laughing
Duke-Cut the laughing out.
Liu Kang-But that was funny.
Johnny Cage-Yeah it was.
Duke than kicked Johnny Cage in the balls.
Johnny Cage-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! |
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Chapter 98:
The Antivalentines Mishima.
(by Bum, added on March 14, 2011)
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Heihachi-And here you cocksmokers had thought this chapter was probably situated around valentine's day You were dead WRONG This story is about everything humanity despises and that does not include love. The only thing related to the heart is Kano's fatality in the original Mortal Kombat
Sektor-But if i remember correctly Deadly Alliance was released around Valentines day 2002.
Heihachi Mishima-No it wasn't---
Sektor-But what about the commercials appearing on Es boon's website?
Heihachi Mishima-Ed Boon is a dillweed.
Sektor-Oh my god the author is brainwashing you. We must leave now.
Heihachi Mishima threw up his hands and went to sit down on the picnic chair to eat his hamburger.
Sektor-Er............Yeah.
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Chapter 99:
Liu Kang's secret
(by Leon, added on March 15, 2011)
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Liu Kang-Shao Kahn i have finally found you
Shao Kahn-You sure have.
Liu Kang-For all the terrible things you have done you will pay.
Shao Kahn-I know your secret.
Liu Kang-What is that?
Shao Kahn-You had a secret fling going on with Craig Marduk while you were dating Kitana
Liu Kang-Uh no my secret is i have a hairy crotch
Shao Kahn-Oh my god
Shao Kan than vomited.
Craig Marduk than kicked Shao Kahn in the nuts.
Craig Marduk-You jerk.
Liu Kang-Uh.
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Chapter 100:
My Hate is exostensial[Part 1]
(by Leon, added on March 15, 2011)
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Scorpion-You look familiar.
Heihachi Mishima-I'am Heihachi Mishima.
Scorpion-Now i remember your bear also tore my wife's head off.
Scorpion-Prepare to die.
Lei Wulong-Ok sir you have had one drink too many.
Scorpion-Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......Zzzzzzzz
Heihachi Mishima-Um. |
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Chapter 101:
My hate is existential[Part 2]
(by Leon, added on March 16, 2011)
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Scorpion-When i get my hands on Heihachi i will show him the true meaning of fear.
Dolph Ziggler than downed his Grape martini and turned to scorpion.
Dolph Ziggler-Buddy i understand where your coming from i want to do nasty things to Heihachi involving cucumbers and vaseline.
Scoprion-Um i do not want to know what you intend to do with those cumcubers and vaseline.
Dolph Ziggler than proceeded to fall asleep on his chair.
Scorpion than proceeded to order another vodka.
Scorpion than proceeded to go towards Heihachi.
Heihaci-Do you mind
Dolph then woke up and stared menacingly at Heihachi and branded a cucumber and some vaseline
Heihachi-Aaaaaaaaaah!
Heihachi than ran away with Dolph and Scorpion in tow.
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Chapter 102:
Lars's news show.
(by Leon, added on March 16, 2011)
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Lars-Welcome to the Lars Alexandersson show I'am Lars and this is my lovely partner Alisa.
Alisa-Hello.
Lars-Now today on my show i have a guy who served as Quan Chi's loyal bodyguard alongside Drahmin give a warm welcome to Moloch.
Moloch-Hello Lars glad to be with you.
Scorpion than extended a fiery hand towards Moloch
Lars-What?
Scorpion-Trying to give him a warm welcome here.
Lars->_>
Lars-Anyway Moloch what made you work with Quan Chi?
Moloch-Quan Chi promised me i could get a date with Mileena so i had no choice to say yes Mileena is a TILF[Tarkatan i'd like to Eff]
Baraka appeared out of nowhere shrieking like an barbarian as he lunged at Moloch to only be knocked out by Alisa.
Mileena-I'am flattered Moloch but i'am a lesbian and with Sheeva no less
Moloch-What gender is Sheeva exactly?
Lars-Yeah she looks like a he.
Sheeva-You people are so mean!
Sheeva than left the studio crying with Mileena trying to console her.
Moloch-Well that went nowhere.
Lars-Yeah anyways Moloch i heard you and Drahmin started your own ice cream company
Moloch-Yes we did and it went pretty well we sold some peanuit butter oreo ice cream.
Lars-But wouldn't the ice cream melt from the intese hotness of hell.
Moloch-Actually We set up shop in Arctika.
Lars-But wouldn't drhmin freeze due to lack of flesh?
Moloch-Yeah by the way i don't mind standing up.
Lars-Ok then. |
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Chapter 103:
Johnny Cage finally gets a girl.
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Johnny Cage-I will have you know i'am a descendant of an ancient mediterranean cult.
Heihachi Mishima-Surrrrrrrrrre you are and i'am the emperor of outworld.
Johnny Cage-I would love to finally get a girlfriend will the right girl sow up for me.
Sonya-Hey Johnny i will go out on a date with ya.
Johnny Cage-Thank you god my prayers have been answered.
Heihachi Mishima-You better move because my prayers are for a Cadillac Escalade.
Johnny Cage-Let's go to that italian restaurant i have heard about.
Just as they moved an Escalade fell out of the sky.
Alberto Del Rio-LOL! |
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Chapter 104:
Shujinko's new look.
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Shujinko-Heh Heh that fool Christie doesn't suspect a thing.
Christie Montiero-Oh my god my legs and eyebrows.
Christie Monteiro-Shujinko you treacherous bastard please don't dry clean next time.
Shujinko-Now that i have stolen someone else's look i might be taken seriously
Reptile-Hey there hot lady wanna go shack up in my place?
Shujinko-What the? |
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Chapter 105:
Sindel what is in your bag?
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Eddy Gordo-Sindel what is in your bag?
Sindel-You truly wanna know Eddy?
Eddy Gordo-Sure
Sindel than went into her bag and grabbed Sheeva's severed head and showed it to eddy.
Eddy Gordo-Oh my god.
Alberto Del Rio-No matter how many times i drink that will be seared into my memory forever and ever.
Eddy Gordo-I know what your saying Alberto. |
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Chapter 106:
Sub-Zero is a Hero.
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Wang-Oh my god that big-boobed women is choking.
Brodus Clay-Won't a hero come down from the heavens above and save us.
Sub-Zero-Don't worry i will save her.
Sub-Zero ran up to Ganryu and started slapping him on the back causing a big ball of paper to come flying hitting Iori Yagami in the head.
Iori Yagami-Why does this always happen when i go to the store. |
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Chapter 107:
Shangabangalore
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Zafina-Ya know if i had my own country to live in maybe i wouldn't get all these pervy fanboys of mine emailing me for sexual favors.
Kabal-I know let's name our country Shangabangalore.
Zafina-What the?
Kabal-Shangabanga-----
A bus than ran over Kabal and kept going.
Zafina-How's my driving call 1-800-Vengabus.
Zafina-OH MY GOD THE VENGABUS RAN OVER KABAL.
Nightwolf Panda and Zack Ryder-Those bastards. |
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Chapter 108:
Shangabangalore
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2011)
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Zafina-Ya know if i had my own country to live in maybe i wouldn't get all these pervy fanboys of mine emailing me for sexual favors.
Kabal-I know let's name our country Shangabangalore.
Zafina-What the?
Kabal-Shangabanga-----
A bus than ran over Kabal and kept going.
Zafina-How's my driving call 1-800-Vengabus.
Zafina-OH MY GOD THE VENGABUS RAN OVER KABAL.
Nightwolf Panda and Zack Ryder-Those bastards. |
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Chapter 109:
Jeff's Skittles Mosaic
(by Leon, added on March 23, 2011)
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Jeff Hardy-Hey everyone look at my skittle mosaic.
Hwoarang-Um that's nice Jeff.
T.Hawk-Why did you waste my time on a mosaic made of candy you pendejo?
Jeff Hardy-But it is art.
T.Hawk-More like an eyesore.
Jeff Hardy-Your an dick.
T.Hawk than walked away grumbling angrily
El Fuerte-What is that Jeff?
Jeff Hardy-A mosaic made of candy that dick T.Hawk insulted.
El Fuerte-That is amazing and your right T.Hawk is a dick.
T.Hawk-Hey!!!
El Fuerte-Wow Jeff you should sell these.
Jeff Hardy-Yeah I should El----
Rufus then proceeded to eat the mosaic.
Jeff Hardy gasped.
T.Hawk-Dude that is messed up.
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Chapter 110:
Mama's got a brand new mishima or not.
(by Leon, added on March 27, 2011)
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Heihachi Mishima-What the hell?
Liu Kang-Yeah it's true i'am better looking than you.
Heihachi Mishima-B-but how is this possible?
Some random dudes mother-Your hot Heihachi wanna date me?
Heihachi Misima-Alright then let's go up----
Some random dudes mother-Ahahahahaha you fool your ugly
Heihachi started crying.
Juri Han-Stop crying you idiot.
Heihachi-Sniff Sniff but i got rejected.
Juri han-Good.
Heihachi-Piss off you wankus. |
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Chapter 111:
Mama's got a brand new mishima or not.
(by Leon, added on March 27, 2011)
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Heihachi Mishima-What the hell?
Liu Kang-Yeah it's true i'am better looking than you.
Heihachi Mishima-B-but how is this possible?
Some random dudes mother-Your hot Heihachi wanna date me?
Heihachi Misima-Alright then let's go up----
Some random dudes mother-Ahahahahaha you fool your ugly.
Heihachi started crying.
Juri Han-Stop crying you idiot.
Heihachi-Sniff Sniff but i got rejected.
Juri han-Good.
Heihachi-Piss off you wankus. |
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Chapter 112:
Broken Noses and an angry blind guy and Raiden heals y'all
(by Leon, added on April 11, 2011)
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Alberto Del Rio-Ya know Kenshi your just a blind shell of your former self your not real great.
Kenshi angrily punched Alberto Del Rio's nose breaking it.
Alberto Del Rio-M-my nose Y-you broke it.
Alberto cried until Raiden touched him mysteriously curing him
Alberto Del Rio-My nose isn't broken? This is the second greatest day of my life
Raiden-What was your first?
Alberto Del Rio-My mom made me an mexican omelette.
Kenshi-You know why i broke your nose you insulted me and you just don't get away----
Alberto Del Rio-Uh-huh riiiiiiiiight sure now if you mind Kenshi me and Ricardo must go find Brodus.
Kenshi-Oh you mean that tattooed guy? I shoved his head in the toilet.
Kenshi grinned.
Yoshimitsu-Brodus ''Toilethead'' Clay is a nice name.
Brodus then screamed as he threw the Toilet hitting True Ogre in the head.
True Ogre-Eh?
Brodus Clay-Sorry.
True Ogre then proceeded to put the toilet back where it was.
True Ogre then growled
Alberto Del Rio-Jun where is my omelette?
Jun Kazama-Do I like your slave to you?
Alberto Del Rio-No you look like you want to willingly cater to Kazuya's needs.
Jun Kazama-Yes I do.
Jin Kazama-Mom what does Alberto want?
Jun Kazama-An omelette.
Jin Kazama-Um I will make you your omelette.
Jin then proceeded to crack two eggs 5 minutes later he gave the omelette to Alberto.
Alberto tan gobbled it up.
Jin Kazama angrily-You ungrateful swine say thanks.
Alberto-Thanks you don't suck after all.
Jin Kazama angrily kicked Alberto in the balls causing Brodus to wince.
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Chapter 113:
You lose good day sir!
(by Leon, added on April 28, 2011)
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Paul Phoenix-I'am gonna beat Kazuya Mishima this time.
Stryker-Surrrrrrrrrre you will.
Paul than went up to Kazuya and challenged him only to be knocked out with a single punch.
Kazuya Mishima-You lose good day sir!
Stryker than smirked at Paul
Xiaoyu-I have a confession to make I'am wearing pink Kazuya Mishima underwear.
Kabal Quan Chi and Kazuya just stared at Xiaoyu with sweatdrops on their heads.
Bryan Fury gasped as he than proceeded to punch the hell out of Xiaoyu
Xiaoyu-I have ouchies all over.
Jin Kazama-Why did you do that to Xiaoyu?
Bryan Fury-She has issues man issues.
Sin Cara-..............................
Bryan Fury-Ya don't talk much do you friend?
Bryan than put his arm around Sin Cara
Sin Cara-Get your hands off me moron.
R-Truth-SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Craig Marduk was about to say something when he saw the evil glare R-truth gave him and decided to shut up. |
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Chapter 114:
Just another punching bag
(by Leon, added on October 17, 2011)
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Eddy-I betcha five hundred dollars and Lei Wulongs handcuffs you couldn't get a date Kabal
Kabal-Bring it on Gordo!
Kabal-Who wants to date me?
Tanya-Please you ass I'd rather date Hillary Clinton.
Kabal-Ugggggggggggggggh
Kabal-Missy Mileena would you like to date me?
Mileena-Sure.
Kabal-Hehehehehehehehehhehehehehe
Eddy-here
Eddy rolled his eyes as he gave him $5,000 and the handcuffs. |
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Chapter 115:
Stryker's fair share.
(by Leon, added on April 15, 2012)
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Miguel-Come on stryker give me your fair share of gummie bears.
Stryker-For the last time Rojo no.
Alisa-Today is a lovely day to be outside Don't you think Kurtis?
Stryker-Sure.
Alisa-Can I have some gummis?
Stryker-Here you go.
Miguel-Awww hell no you can give to this blow-up doll with wings but not me?
Alisa than proeceeded to angrily kick Miguel in the nuts.
Alisa-Call me a blow-up doll with wings again you piece of dog turd?
Stryker-I like you.
Alisa-Thank you. |
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Chapter 116:
Willams Sisters or Tennis Stars?
(by Deepak, added on March 19, 2013)
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Anna Williams-What if we became tennis stars?
Tommy Vercetti-I dunno people would confuse you with Serena and Venus.
Mavado-He is right you know.
Anna Williams glared at them as if making such a comparison was akin to rape.
Liu Kang-Hey Anna why are your cankles bigger than your face?
Nina Williams-If we became tennis stars your cankles would be jealous dear sister.
Anna Williams angrily went up to her sister and slapped her in the face.
Anna and Nina got into another fight
Moloch-My money is on Anna.
Drahmin Quan Chi & Rolento-My money is on Nina.
Before a clear winner could be acheived a drunken Tanya groped Anna's butt.
Drahmin-Aaaah crud.
Anna Williams-Who groped my arse?
Tanya then proceeded to spin around nearly falling down the stairs.
Anna Williams-Holy crap are you drunk Tanya?
Tanya-I drinkey the stuffies again.
Jade just kicked Tanya down the flight of stairs.
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Chapter 117:
Kazuya is a furry.
(by Deepak, added on March 19, 2013)
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Craig Marduk-Awwww man I hope there are no furrys about.
Dairou-Yeah furrys are satan's henchmen.
Kira-Since when did you become all religious Dairou?
Dairou-Since I banged your mom.
Kira-You're an offensive ass.
Kazuya-I'm a furry gotta problem with that?
Craig Marduk and Dairou started crying tears of fear.
Jun Kazama-You need to go to furry rehab Kazuya.
The Brian Kendrick-Why does Youcantseeme MarkeyMark need to go to furry rehab?
Kazuya Mishima-That does not even sound like my real name you brat.
Jun Kazama-Go before I reveal information about you stalking your own father while he is taking a shower in the bathroom.
Onaga-Really?
Heihachi-What the?
Sektor-Dude that is messed up Kazuya.
John Cena's head exploded. |
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Chapter 118:
Kazuya and the PMS.
(by Deepak, added on May 15, 2013)
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Jun Kazama-KAZUYA GET OVER HERE NOW.
Taven-Uh why are you screaming Miss Kazama
Jun Kazama-Someone's hair is clogging the sink.
Taven-Ah I see.
Kazuya-Yes dear?
Jun Kazama-whose hair is this?
Kazuya-Jins why?
Jun Kazama-JIN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Jin-Mom your PMSing
Kung Lao-That reminds me of my girlfriend Jade she always PMSes over the littlest things.
Jin Kazama-Oh?
Kung Lao-Yeah last week when me and Jinder Mahal went shopping she got pissed when we came back and did not buy her Rocky Road Ice Cream.
Jin Kazama-You have my sympathy.
Jun Kazama-Is this your hair Jin?
Jun pointed at the sink menacingly.
Jin Kazama-Yes.
Jun Kazama-Do something about it before I kick your nuts.
Kazuya Gasped.
Taven-You would do that to your own son?
Jin Kazama grabbed a plunger and took out all the hair.
Jun Kazama-That is what I thought.
Rufus came over to see the commotion. Kazuya pulled him over to the side and explained what transpired.
Rufus-So she PMSed over hair clogging a sink? She is mental.
Jun Kazma proceeded to kick Rufus in the groin.
Jun Kazama scowling-You think I'am mental now?
Rufus-No.
Heihachi Ogre Sektor Mavado Tommy Vercetti and Nitara just stood there in stunned silence. |
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