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MORTAL KOMBAT NIGHTMARES FAN FICTION
Random Mortal Kombatness
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Chapter 1:
Jax and Sonya's kinky date.
(by Leon, added on May 15, 2011)
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Sonya-Jax what are you doing?
Jax-This is some kinky sex game me and my wife used to play it involves stockings and nakedness.
Sonya-Ooh can i join?
Jax-sure you could
Sonya and Jax stripped naked and started to bite and play with each other Jax put his stockinged leg up and had Sonya licked it.
Raiden-Um what the hell are you two doing?
Jax-It's not what it looks like man.
Raiden-If i didn't know any better i'd say you were reenacting that kinky sex game you and your wife loved to play.
Sonya-Y-your mad Raiden.
Raiden-Yeah yeah keep dreaming.
Kenshi-Thank god I was blinded because my eyes couldn't take such kinkyness. |
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Chapter 2:
Jax of all trades.
(by Leon, added on May 15, 2011)
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Sonya and Jax were busy trying to tell Stryker about their kinky foreplay but Stryker was busy sleeping.
Sonya-STRYKER!!!
Stryker-What I don't wanna hear about your foreplay now get back to work you idiots.
Jax-What's eating him?
Sonya-We interrupted his precious beauty sleep.
Jax and Sonya drove in their Dodge Charger SRT-8 towards a crime scene
Jax-Kano i finally caught up to you.
Kano-All work and no foreplay makes jack a very dull boy.
Sonya-We'll never live it down.
Jax-Whose jack?
Kano-A guy from the shining.
Sonya-That movie sucked.
Kano-For once I agree with you Sonya.
Sonya-Uh you do?
Kano-Yes I do.
Sonya-Anyway i'm placing you under arrest for illegal arms trafficking.
Kano-What you have no proof.
Sonya-We do have proof a witness saw you giving those guns to Robert Depree.
Kano-Who?
Jax-Your former partner in crime Kira.
Kano-Hey at least I don't engage in foreplay.
Kira-Uh explain?
Kano-Yeah they had this kinky thing going on---------
Jax then grabbed Kano and slammed him against the wall causing him to cry like a little Beeyotch.
Kira-Don't ask. Don't tell.
Jax than hauled Kano off to jail.
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Chapter 3:
Jax and Julian Assange.
(by Leon, added on May 15, 2011)
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Jax-Kano is in jail Stryker.
Stryker-I have this strange feeling Julian Assange is watching me.
Sonya-He is.
Julian Assange-Ello you either give in to my demands or i will release that photo of you and Jax engaging in kinky foreplay.
Sonya gasps
Sonya-You anarchist monster.
Sonya sobbed as Stryker tried to console him.
Jax-You should be ashamed of yourself.
Stryker-You australians make me sick.
Julian Assange-You three will allow me to control the Special Forces for the purpose of getting Pizza and three shokan hookers got it?
Stryker than tazed Assange and blew his head off.
Stryker-I bagged an australian guy.
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Chapter 4:
Baraka Blade.
(by Leon, added on May 15, 2011)
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Sonya was caught by Shao Kahn's men and transferred to his palace in Italy.
Baraka-Sonya wake up.
Sonya-Huh baraka why am I here?
Baraka-Shao Kahn has insisted I bring you here he has something to tell you.
Sonya-This doesn't involve me and Jax's kinky foreplay does it?
Baraka's eyes started to twitch.
Reiko-Um please do not say anymore Sonya because i do not want to know about your foreplay.
Shinnok-Ah yes you earthrealmers and your sex rituals are pretty strange.
Sonya-Enough already stop it you clown.
Mileena-You can't speak to Lord Shinnok like that you harpy.
Sonya-Why don't you go suck eggs you demon.
Mileena-I'am allergic to eggs you bulldyke.
Shang Tsung rubbed his aching temples.
Goro-Sir should I kill Sonya.
Shao Kahn-No.
Shang Tsung-Sir why do fools fall in love?
Shao Kahn-Uh.........
Shao Kahn's chef-Sir your soup is ready.
Shao Kahn-Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shao Kahn than did a victory dance but was kicked in his balls by Sonya.
Shao Kahn then left to eat his soup which he did.
Sheeva-Should I kill Sonya now?
Shao Kahn-Yes no one kicks my man parts and lives.
Sheeva than lunged at Sonya only to be thrown down a flight of stairs.
Baraka-Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i kill blade with my blades.
Baraka lunged at Sonya only to be dropkicked by Kai.
Kai-Hello Sonya I was sent by Master Raiden to save you. |
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Chapter 5:
Jax unchained,
(by Leon, added on October 7, 2011)
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Sonya-Jax what the hell are you doing?
Jax was too buys masturbating to hear her.
Sonya-JAX!!!
Jax-So sorry Sonya I'm Jax unchained
Sonya-Y-your masturbating.
Jax-So?
Sonya-That is nasty.
Jax-whatever Sista.
Sonya-Anyway Kano bribed a city official to find him not guilty of murder.
Jax-That damn bastard!!!!
Sonya-I know your angry but Stryker told you to go to masturbation rehab.
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Chapter 6:
The trouble with Red Dragons
(by Leon, added on March 22, 2012)
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Jax-This it Sonya this One case Stryker gave us which we cannot fail.
Sonya-The case involving the murder of Gabriel Montief?
Jax-No we already bagged him 14 months ago.
Sonya-Oh.
Jax-This involves the Red Dragon sneding out brutish clones of Kitana.
Sonya-Brute?
Jax-Yes she was cloned and given massive amount of steroids.
Jax Let's go.
Sonya got into the Dodge Charger and drove to Downtown Brooklyn where a muscular clone of Kitana being lead into battle by Daegon was busy beating the crap out of everyone.
Sonya-DAEGON!!!!
Daegon-Well Well Well It if isn't My arch-nemesis Sonya Blade.
Sonya-Stop this madness right now.
However the Kitana Brutella proceeded to insult Jax's mom causing him to get angry.
Jax-What!?!? Aw hell no.
Jax proceeded to take out his machiegun and spray bullets into the muscular bewauty ending her life.
Jax-No one insults my mama.
Daegon-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jax-Hehe your under arrest for cloning Daegon.
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Chapter 7:
Jax has no place in the top 5 hottest MK fighters
(by Leon, added on June 18, 2012)
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Jax-AW HELL NO!!!
Random police officer-What Jax?
Jax-I'm not even in the top 5 list of hottest Mortal Kombat characters.
Random police officer sarcastically-Oh no Jax whatever will we do?
Jax-Aw hell no beeyatch.
Jax then proceeded to knee him in the groin causing him to cough up blood.
Jax coldly-Clean it up you tard.
Sonya-Oh man Jax why?
Jax-Officer Moreno insulted me he needs to know his place.
Sonya-Aw man this will be for some bad PR.
Jax-Pee R Schmee R.
Art Blank-You are officially sued.
Jax-Who are you?
Art Blank-I'm Arthur Blank.
Jax-Aw hell ya you were the one who defended Brenda the Pimp Ivan Landsness the child abuser and Rex the abusive husband.
Art Blank-Yes and you will be sued for your metallic arms.
Jax laid in the fetal position and started to cry.
Art Blank->_>
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Chapter 8:
The trouble with Red Dragons revised
(by Leon, added on June 21, 2012)
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Jax-This it Sonya this one case Stryker gave us which we cannot fail.
Sonya-The case involving the murder of Gabriel Montief?
Jax-No we already bagged the suspect 14 months ago Remember Kobra confessed.
Sonya-Oh.
Jax-This involves the Red Dragon sending out brutish clones of Kitana.
Sonya-Brute?
Jax-Yes she was cloned and given massive amounts of steroids.
Jax-Let's go.
Sonya got into the Dodge Charger and drove to Downtown Brooklyn where a muscular clone of Kitana being lead into battle by Daegon was beating the crap out of everyone.
Sonya-DAEGON!!!
Daegon-Well well if it isn't my arch-nemesis
Sonya Blade.
Sonya-Stop this madness.
However the Kitana Brutella proceeded to insult Jax's mom making him pissed.
Jax-What!?!? Aw hell no.
Jax proceeded to take out his machinegun and proceeded to spray bullets into the brutish beauty ending her life.
Jax-No one insults my mama.
Daegon-Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jax-Your under arrest for cloning Daegon.
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